Southpark meets World of Warcraft

[minzuk]

Puntata da sballo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/017920.php

[miciopazzo198x]

Ma l'avete vista una delle ultime puntate de I GRIFFIN con Stewie che và a finire dentro DOOM (o quake non mericordo)?

[miciopazzo198x]

Originariamente inviato da minzuk

Puntata da sballo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/017920.php

NOOOOO

LA VOGLIO IN ITALIANO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[miciopazzo198x]

Ho trovato i sottotitoli inglesi...
almeno leggo e forse capisco

[Zodd_Il_nosferatu]

spettacolareeeee!


ahahahah

[sommojames]

Quando l'ho visto sono quasi morto dal ridere, ahahahahahah.
Ma perchè in italia non lo danno più sout park???????????

[Er Monnezza]

incredibile, per poco non cado dalla sedia dal ridere

[Bestio]

Geniale è dir poco!

[FFrank]

su youtube si vede meglio ed è in inglese

[Gaspe91]

"Mi dispiace ma i personaggi dei tuoi figli... sono già morti."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Er Monnezza]

anche li era in inglese, solo il sito è in olandese

[Pan]

Originariamente inviato da sommojames

Quando l'ho visto sono quasi morto dal ridere, ahahahahahah.
Ma perchè in italia non lo danno più sout park???????????

in italia li vedi su sky, ma hanno dato 9 serie, in america ora stanno trasmettendo la 10.. qundi quando finisce la, poi dopo la lanceranno anche qui in ita (spero)

[miciopazzo198x]

Su SKY in italia 9 serie???

SICURO???

[miciopazzo198x]

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Episode 10x08
"Make Love, Not Warcraft."

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Transcript: www.spscriptorium.com
Sous-titres: Daffy084

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Oh, dude! I just took the biggest crap.

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Hey, where are you guys?

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We're over here, by the cart.

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Okay, I'm back.

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Dude! We've been waiting forever!

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Well, I'm sorry, I had to take a dump!

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If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't
have diarrhea all the time, fatass!

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Hey, I don't need to take
any lip from a frickin' girl!

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( I think Kyle is kind
a dressed funny, hahaaha)

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Heheh, totally, heheh.

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Come on, we have to finish
the quest in Stonehaven.

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Stan? Staan?

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Hang on, guys, my dad wants something.

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- Stan?!
- What?!

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You've been on your
computer all weekend.

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Shouldn't you go out and
socialize with your friends?

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I am socializing, r-tard.

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I'm logged on to an MMORPG with
people from all over the world,

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and getting xp with my party using teamspeak!

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I'm not a r-tard.

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All right, sorry guys. So where to now?

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See where I am? It's this way.

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Yeah, come on, let's go!

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I am the mightiest
dwarf in all of Azeroth!

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Wow, look at all these people playing right now.

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Yeah, it's bullcrap.

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I'll bet half these of these people are Koreans.

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Oh crap! It's that guy again!

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Who is this?

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This is the guy that kept
killing us after you went to bed!

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Get out of here, asshole!

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He's a way higher level
than us. It isn't fair.

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It's all right. He can't kill us
unless we agree to duel.

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- Oh my God, he killed Kenny!
- You bastard!

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Don't you have better things to do
than going online killing people?!

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No! I don't want them to
start over at the graveyard!

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That son of a bitch!

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Who is that guy?

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Whoever he is,
he is one tough badass.

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World of Warcraft support line.

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Yeah, we bought your game, and played
it online, but every time we log in,

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some other player comes in and kills us!

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O..ohhh that shouldn't happen.

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We designed the game so that
players have to agree to a duel

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before they can kill each other.

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- Yeah? Well this guy does it anyway!
- He's a Goddamned butthole!

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Really? That's odd.

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More people calling in about
their characters getting killed.

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Oh no.

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Well, we'll certainly
keep a look out for

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that player and ban him from the network.

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Better tell the guys upstairs.

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Fellow board members, we have a problem:

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somebody in the World of Warcraft
is ignoring the World's rules ...

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and is going around killing innocent players.

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Why kill innocent players?
The game is about finishing quests.

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We've got to delete
him from the servers.

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We can't.

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Whoever this player is, he has
played World of Warcraft so much,

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that he has reached a level
we thought unreachable.

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He's actually able to kill our admins.
And he grows stronger every day.

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Jesus...

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I've gotta get home!

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My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!

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Jim, your kids' characters
are already dead.

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No...

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No...

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They just started playing!

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What kind of person would do this?

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Only one kind.

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Whoever this player is, he has
played World of Warcraft

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nearly every hour of every day
for the past year and a half.

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Gentlemen, we are dealing
with someone here who...

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has absolutely no life.

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How do you kill...
that which has no life?

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Randy, you workin' on
that sediment analysis?

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Not now, Nelson.

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I just joined a big party
of night elves and we're gonna

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the Tower of Azora together.

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Is that a computer game?

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No, r-tard, it's an MMORPG.

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These are real people I'm playing with.
See, I'm a hunter, level 2.

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I can chat with all these other people.
I can even wave to this guy, see?

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"Hello."

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In the outside world, I'm a
simple geologist, but in here...

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I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance.

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I've braved the Fargo deep mine to feed
it the bloodfish at Jaro d's Landing.

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Looks like that guy just killed you.

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What?? Why?? Why?!

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My friends: as you all know,
some giant butthole keeps logging on to

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Warcraft and killing all our characters.

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The past ...four nights we've tried to play,
he shows up and kills us!

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He killed my character right
in the middle of a quest!

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Mine too!

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We've learned that the four of us can't fight him alone.

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But, if we all log in together!
we might have a chance.

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Hey yeah!

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We can really stick it to
that assm-m-muncher!

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Are you guys dumb? We can't
beat him, even with all of us.

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It's a waste of time.

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- Due, we have to try.
- I've got better things to do.

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Clyde, Clyde!

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If you had a chance right now
to go back in time and stop Hitler,

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wouldn't you do it?

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I mean, I personally wouldn't stop
him because I think he was awesome,

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but you would, right?

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I'm just gonna stop playing.

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When Hitler rose to power there were a
lot of people who just stopped playing.

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You know who those people were?

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- The French! Are you French, Clyde?
- No.

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- Want you to sleep with me, Clyde?
- All right all right, I'll do it!

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So what's the p-plan?

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All right, you all login from
your computers at precisely 7:30.

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We will meet here, on the plain
of the elven forest near Westfall.

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- My friends, to victory!
- To victory!

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I don't play World of Warcraft.

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Butters, you said you were
on your computer all the time!

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Yeah, but I'm playing
Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

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Butters, go buy World of Warcraft,
install it on your computer,

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and join the online sensation
before we all murder you.

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O-oh, o-oh, a-alright. All right then.

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All right, you guys, this is it!

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When the attack begins,
all warriors click on defensive stance.

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Everyone else, wait for Craig
to cast his intellect box.

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- Okay.
- Got it.

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The battle is sure to be long,

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so make sure you all have your special
abilities macroed to your keyboards.

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All right, Eric.
You can c-c-count on us.

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Timmy!

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This shall be a day for all to remember!

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Let us bravely charge
the fields of Azeroth!

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Hey fellas!

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Boy, this is neato, huh?

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Butters? What the hell are you doing?

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I got World of Warcraft, like you said.

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You can't be the dwarf character,
Butters, I'm the dwarf.

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Well, there's only like
four races to choose from

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So pick another one! I'm the dwarf,
you stupid asshole!

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Log out, create a new character,
and log back in!

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I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure
a lot more 'n this stuff.

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Come on, let's do this!

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Yeah, my mom says
I have to be in bed at 9:30.

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Then let's move out!

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Look! There he is!

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Everyone hold!

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- He's targeting us.
- Prepare to charge!

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Scroll over him with your mouse cursors!

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And... Right-click!

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What the? Oh Jesus, he summoned scorpions!

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Aaaa!

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I'm burning! Oh Jesus I'm burning!

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Kenny's down. K-k-kenny is down.

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- I have poop on my pants.
- Ike, look out!

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All right, Clyde, hit him
with your crossbow!

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Hit him now, Clyde!

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Clyde? Clyde!

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Clyde! Come on, you guys, move!

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God damnit we lost Clyde!

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- Hey, Stan, can I play with you guys?
- Dad??

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- Yeah, I'm playing from the office.
- Dad, get off our teamspeak line!

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That's it, I'm dead!

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That's it, screw this game!

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Now, leave me alone, don't do

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God-fucking-damnit!

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Oh Jesus...

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Oh God no...

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What?

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He just finished killing every single
player in the Arathi Highlands.

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How many people's characters were in there?

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Over five thousand.

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There are over seven million people
who log on to World of Warcraft!

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Are you telling me all those people's
characters are going to die,

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and there's nothing we can do to save them?

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Yes.

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And it won't be long before
everyone gets really really frustrated

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and stops playing altogether.

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Gentlemen, this could very well
lead to the end of the World...

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of Warcraft.

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No! Nooooooooo!

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What the hell are you guys doing??

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Don't tell me you all quit playing
World of Warcraft too?!

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Dude, we're done.

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we're sick of getting killed all the time.

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Guys, when things look bad, you can't
just give up on the world. Of Warcraft.

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We don't have a choice, dude.

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That guy killed our characters 14 times.

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I have a solution, you guys.

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That guy can kill us so easily because
he's a super-high level, right?

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But if we were super-high level too?

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We can't get to a higher level because
that dude doesn't let us finish quests!

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That's why we just need to log in
and stay in the forest, killing boars.

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Boars?

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There's lots of computer-generated boars
in Warcraft that die with just one blow.

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Dude, boars are only worth
two experience points apiece.

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Do you know how many we would
have to kill to get up 30 levels?

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Yes.

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Sixty-five million three hundred and forty
thousand two hundred and eighty five.

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Which should take us seven weeks
five days thirteen hours and

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twenty minutes, giving ourselves
three hours a night to sleep.

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What do you say, guys?

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You can just, you can just hang outside
in the sun all day tossin' a ball around,

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or you can sit at your computer
and do somethin' that matters.

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Live to win, 'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes!

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Live to win, take it all, just keep fighting till you fall!

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Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in

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Let another round begin, live to win

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Yeah!

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Live!

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Yeah!

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Win!

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Sir, you'd better have a look at this!

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Four of our subscribers...

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They've gone up fifty
levels in three weeks.

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My God... they must have no lives at all.

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- A hope?
- A chance.

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Llive to win, 'till you die, 'till
the light dies in your eyes

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Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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- My mouse-clicking finger hurts.
Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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- Come on, Kyle! You can do it!
Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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Day by day, kickin' all the way,
I'm not cavin' in

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Let another round begin, live to win

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Live to win

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Live to win

227
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Yeah, win

228
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The admins tell us they are four
players from a small town in Colorado.

229
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Are they strong enough
to defeat the Evil One?

230
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We ran the numbers: even with
their amazing rise in levels,

231
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they have a 90% mortality probability.
They'd be walking in a slaughter!

232
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There has to be... someway we can help them.

233
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What about... the Sword of a Thousand Truths?

234
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Quiet, Thomas! We aren't even to speak of that sword!

235
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But maybe these new players are the ones the prophecy foretold of.

236
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- It is not an option!
- What is this sword?

237
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Long ago, when the
World of Warcraft was created,

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one of the programmers put a sword
called the Sword of a Thousand Truths

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into the game inventory.

240
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Apparently it could cause
120 damage per second,

241
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with an instant mana burn and an
enchantment that boosts its stamina +80.

242
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But the sword was considered to be
too powerful for anyone to possess.

243
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So it was removed from the game
and stored on a one-gig flash drive.

244
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But it was foretold that one day,

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players who could wield
the sword might reveal themselves.

246
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- Who foretold this prophecy?
- Soltzman. He's an accountant.

247
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Behold, the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

248
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We must get this sword to the ones
who have proven they have no life.

249
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Let's just hope to Christ
they don't start the battle

250
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before we can reach them.

251
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All right, you guys.
The Moment of Truth is here.

252
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It is time for our final battle.
Everyone, log in!

253
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- I'm in.
- Me too.

254
00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:44,901
(Me too.)

255
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,300
Everyone equip healing potions
to the hotbar if you haven't already.

256
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Uh, Kyle, go ahead and cast Arcane
Brilliance to raise our intelligence.

257
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,800
Hang on, I'm chaining my
fire spells for max range.

258
00:14:54,801 --> 00:14:58,350
Nice. Stan, what enchantment
does your Cloak of the Tiger have?

259
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+15 agility

260
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Give the cloak to Kenny: he needs
the agility boost for bow attacks.

261
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Ok.

262
00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:06,450
Hold on, this fight could last
more than twelve hours.

263
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What if we run out of food?

264
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Don't worry, I have that covered.

265
00:15:10,050 --> 00:15:11,800
- Mom?
- Yes hon?

266
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- More Hot Pockets!
- Right away, hon.

267
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That's übercool.

268
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All right, everyone ready?

269
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- Ready.
- Ready.

270
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Let's go get him!

271
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Wait, I think I see him.
Yeah, yeah he's here in Goldshire.

272
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Okay, everyone open your
uplifts and autolocate to Stan.

273
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,750
- What's the autolocate macro?
- Command-0...

274
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Okay, right behind Stan.

275
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Kenny, get ready to
turn on true-shot aura.

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At that moment, I will use
intimidating shout.

277
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Okay, he sees us.

278
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- He's targeted us.
- Okay, hit him with pyroblast, Kyle.

279
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Casting... there's an 8-second cast time.

280
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Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?

281
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,500
- No, ah, I'm an arcane fire mage.
- ...Christ.

282
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- Cast on him again.
- Everyone target scorpions.

283
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Yes?

284
00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:34,300
We are looking for a great knight
by the name of lovestospooge.

285
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,600
That's my son's character's
name in Warcraft..

286
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- Where is he?!
- Who are you?

287
00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,500
Sir, we don't have time!

288
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,000
We just heard from our admins that
your son's party is already in battle!

289
00:16:45,201 --> 00:16:48,800
Unless they have this sword,
your son's character is going to die!

290
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:52,850
Nn-Oh my God!

291
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,600
Kyle! Fire spell!

292
00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:01,500
Aaaa...
AH! Huh?!

293
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Kyle!

294
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,250
Kyle! Dude, what's wrong?

295
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,200
Carpal tunnel! Carpal tunnel! It's aaaah!

296
00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:10,601
Oh Jesus he's got it bad!

297
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,400
Wait, we need Ben-Gay.

298
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:19,800
Hurry dude!

299
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I'm going as fast as I can!

300
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,900
- Kyle, you have to keep playing.
- I can't. Just leave me behind.

301
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:26,850
We can't do this without you now! Come on!

302
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Stan?! Stan!

303
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,300
Sharon, where is Stan?!

304
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,500
I don't know. He took
his computer somewhere

305
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to play that stupid online game.

306
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Stupid?

307
00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:39,000
- Where?!
- I don't know.

308
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:41,750
Sharon, his character is going
to die if we don't get to him!

309
00:17:42,251 --> 00:17:44,100
- So what?
- So what?!

310
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,800
We're too late. Without the
sword the players will fail.

311
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,950
Ih if we could get to a computer, we
could sign on to the World of Warcraft

312
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and give the boys the sword online.

313
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,550
I don't have a World of
Warcraft account. Do you?

314
00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:58,000
No, I have a life.

315
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,650
- Give me the sword.
- You?

316
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:03,400
I have a Warcraft character.

317
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,200
I'm a newb, but I can log on
and get the sword to Stan online.

318
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,500
We can't trust the Sword of
a Thousand Truths to a newb!

319
00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,300
Sounds to me like we don't have a choice!

320
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:12,601
Give me the sword.

321
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,200
Ahhhh.

322
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,650
Come on, we've got to get
to a computer that works!

323
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,900
- Where's your car?
- We took a cab here!

324
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,001
Damnit, mine's in the shop!

325
00:18:27,402 --> 00:18:29,000
Uh hey! Eh help! Stop!

326
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,200
Please, it's an emergency!

327
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,700
Come on!

328
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,950
Nelson! Nelson, I need to come
over and use your computer!

329
00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:42,500
No, I d- I need to play World of Warcraft!

330
00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:43,801
NELSON!

331
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,500
All right, major stone shield potions should be...

332
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:56,000
Oh God, I'm going to have diarrhea again.

333
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,000
Ohhh-... Duuuh-...

334
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,750
You can't go to the bathroom,
you're stacking sunder armor!

335
00:19:00,851 --> 00:19:01,851
It's okay.

336
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,752
Mom? Bathroom!

337
00:19:04,153 --> 00:19:07,000
- What hon?
- Bathroom! Bathroom!

338
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,600
Oohh, that's a big boy, isn't he?

339
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,850
All right, Kenny, drink
your elixir of the mongoose.

340
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:21,000
I'm now going to use mocking blow.

341
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,350
World of Warcraft! I need to play!

342
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,550
Our demo is set up right over by the

343
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:36,850
Got to... sign in...
character name... All right, I'm in!

344
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,000
Dude, I'm almost dead.

345
00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:42,500
- Kyle, cast arcane missile!
- I'm out of mana, I told you.

346
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,100
I've gotta heal.

347
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,900
Staaan!

348
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,100
Dad? Not now!

349
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,380
Stan! I've been sent here...
to bring you this.

350
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,150
This sword can completely
drain his mana.

351
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,151
Dad, how did you get that??

352
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,350
No time! Just take it! Here!

353
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:07,850
... How, how do you hand something
from one player to another?

354
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,600
Bring up your inventory screen:
Control-I...

355
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,201
Okay.

356
00:20:11,302 --> 00:20:12,902
Stan, what the hell are you doing?!

357
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,500
I got it!

358
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,900
- Dad!
- Stan...

359
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,201
Dad, no!

360
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,000
You killed my father.

361
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,400
- His shield and armor spells are down!
- Attack!

362
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,200
Looks like you're about to get pwned.

363
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,450
- Dad? Dad?
- Staaan.

364
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,320
I've never been able to say this before,
but...

365
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,350
I love you, son.

366
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,000
I know you do, Dad.

367
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,000
- They did it!
- Our world is saved!

368
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,800
- They did it! They killed him!
- They did it!

369
00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:21,150
They killed him! We can come out!

370
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,651
Yes!

371
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,900
We did it you guys. We're totally heroes.

372
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,000
That was such über pwnage

373
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:35,400
I can't believe it's all over.
What do we do now?

374
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,500
What do you mean?
Now we can finally play the game.

375
00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:41,601
Oh yeah.

376
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,150
Okay Kenny, add Eyes of
the Beast to your hotbar.

377
00:21:45,151 --> 00:21:47,900
Stan, check your fury
talents to boost your shots.

378
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,701
Got it.

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complimenti hai vinto il premio per il post + lungo

[dduke]

Questa scena mi ha piegato in 2!
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Behold, the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

[Er Monnezza]

anche quando tiravano fuori la penna usb dal cassetto, o quando sono diventati tutti e quattro dei ciccioni assurdi, specie cartman, mitica la scena quando chiama la madre con la padella, cosi non doveva smettere di giocare per andare al cesso

[miciopazzo198x]

Perkè qualche anima pia non traduce tutto in italiano O_O