Curiosità su Vin Diesel

Fantasma diablo 2 · 28-06-2005, 12:29

Gurdate un po' cosa ho trovato su Vin Diesel:

VIN DIESEL COSMETIC SURGERY SHOCKER

Hollywood sees him as the next Arnold Schwarzengger but Vin Diesel, the giant action star of film's such as Pitch Black, The Fast and the Furious and upcoming spy-thriller xXx, has revealed that his muscular physique isn't all appears to be.

Only ten years ago, Diesel was a struggling actor trying to make ends meet. He was only getting two to three acting jobs and year and the rest of his money was to be earned through sperm-donation. He would fail audition after audition and get dropped by Hollywood agents left, right and centre. That was until a casting agent named Martha Marlow caught his eye.

"I told that man you look like a chicken" spoke the New York agent. "I said Hollywood don't like chickens. You're a chicken. Your chest is about as well defined as a pig's stomach. I told him to get out there and come back when he's got tits bigger than mine."

Vin Diesel, taking what Martha had said to him to heart, then began an extreme exercise routine and his local gym.

"I was making no progress at all" recalled Vin. "I worked out for two to three hours a day, five days a week and muscle was just not developing. All that was happening was that my penis had began to shrink and this was affecting my job as a sperm donor so I had to quit.

"But one day, I noticed an advert for a company called Body Plus who specializes in cosmetic surgery for men and so I called then up and booked an appointment. A few weeks later, I had pec, bicep, tricep, quadracep, and penile implants. I was a new man."

A spokesman from Body Plus told us that "Payment is still overdue on Mr. Diesel's account" but that "an arrangement" had been made for him to offer infrequent sexual favors should he get paged by the surgery.

Vin commented that "I'm glad I did it. My life has completely changed. I have no regrets."

DickValentine · 28-06-2005, 13:47

Oddio non voglio crederci!!!

Pensavo fosse il + tamarro dei palestrati, invece è solo un rifattooooo

shambler1 · 29-06-2005, 01:22

Anche la protesi peniena si è fatto

Beelzebub · 29-06-2005, 10:24

Che ridicolo...

gabberman81 · 29-06-2005, 12:23

sé fatto impiantare delle protesi ??? e dove ??? (non capisco molto d'inglese!!

)

Beelzebub · 29-06-2005, 15:32

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Originariamente inviato da gabberman81

sé fatto impiantare delle protesi ??? e dove ??? (non capisco molto d'inglese!!

)

Bicipiti, tricipiti, quadricipiti e pisello.

gabberman81 · 29-06-2005, 16:28

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Originariamente inviato da Beelzebub

Bicipiti, tricipiti, quadricipiti e pisello.

ra il mio attore preferito !!!

ma va che la protesi al "pacco" non esiste !!(x quel che ne so li non cé niente da fare)

Fantasma diablo 2 · 29-06-2005, 16:36

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Originariamente inviato da gabberman81

ra il mio attore preferito !!!

ma va che la protesi al "pacco" non esiste !!(x quel che ne so li non cé niente da fare)

mai sentito parlare di andrologia???

-=S1mone=- · 30-06-2005, 15:01

e' un fake...

Ho visto foto di vin diesel da giovane che era gia grosso e palestrato....

Controllate: http://vindieselgallery.net/gallery/...s.php?album=35

Fantasma diablo 2 · 30-06-2005, 18:07

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Originariamente inviato da -=S1mone=-

e' un fake...

Ho visto foto di vin diesel da giovane che era gia grosso e palestrato....

Controllate: http://vindieselgallery.net/gallery/...s.php?album=35

Ah ecco...

Avrei dovuto immaginarlo visto che l'ho preso da un sito che si chiama "bullshit"...

Fantasma diablo 2 · 30-06-2005, 18:09

In questa foto sembra troppo Ben Stiller...

>|HaRRyFocKer| · 30-06-2005, 18:29

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Originariamente inviato da Fantasma diablo 2

In questa foto sembra troppo Ben Stiller...

tritabit · 30-06-2005, 18:35

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Originariamente inviato da Fantasma diablo 2

In questa foto sembra troppo Ben Stiller...

Belli quei calzini...........................

Doctor P · 01-07-2005, 23:45

Beh poteva anche farsi 1 trapianto di capelli visto che c'era

28-06-2005, 12:29	#1
Fantasma diablo 2 Senior Member Iscritto dal: Nov 2004 Messaggi: 6150	Curiosità su Vin Diesel Gurdate un po' cosa ho trovato su Vin Diesel: VIN DIESEL COSMETIC SURGERY SHOCKER Hollywood sees him as the next Arnold Schwarzengger but Vin Diesel, the giant action star of film's such as Pitch Black, The Fast and the Furious and upcoming spy-thriller xXx, has revealed that his muscular physique isn't all appears to be. Only ten years ago, Diesel was a struggling actor trying to make ends meet. He was only getting two to three acting jobs and year and the rest of his money was to be earned through sperm-donation. He would fail audition after audition and get dropped by Hollywood agents left, right and centre. That was until a casting agent named Martha Marlow caught his eye. "I told that man you look like a chicken" spoke the New York agent. "I said Hollywood don't like chickens. You're a chicken. Your chest is about as well defined as a pig's stomach. I told him to get out there and come back when he's got tits bigger than mine." Vin Diesel, taking what Martha had said to him to heart, then began an extreme exercise routine and his local gym. "I was making no progress at all" recalled Vin. "I worked out for two to three hours a day, five days a week and muscle was just not developing. All that was happening was that my penis had began to shrink and this was affecting my job as a sperm donor so I had to quit. "But one day, I noticed an advert for a company called Body Plus who specializes in cosmetic surgery for men and so I called then up and booked an appointment. A few weeks later, I had pec, bicep, tricep, quadracep, and penile implants. I was a new man." A spokesman from Body Plus told us that "Payment is still overdue on Mr. Diesel's account" but that "an arrangement" had been made for him to offer infrequent sexual favors should he get paged by the surgery. Vin commented that "I'm glad I did it. My life has completely changed. I have no regrets."

28-06-2005, 13:47	#2
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29-06-2005, 01:22	#3
shambler1 Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jul 2001 Messaggi: 2776	Anche la protesi peniena si è fatto __________________ non esitare e accorri numeroso nel forum toposo della loggia cricetale progetto mondo luminoso sito della Loggia Cricetale Universale

29-06-2005, 10:24	#4
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30-06-2005, 15:01	#9
-=S1mone=- Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jul 2001 Messaggi: 222	e' un fake... Ho visto foto di vin diesel da giovane che era gia grosso e palestrato.... Controllate: http://vindieselgallery.net/gallery/...s.php?album=35 __________________ XBOX360 + Plasma Panasonic Viera HD Ready 37" - DELL Latitude D630 - Canon IXUS950 IS

29-06-2005, 12:23	#5
gabberman81 Bannato Iscritto dal: Sep 2004 Città: sondrio Messaggi: 3254	sé fatto impiantare delle protesi ??? e dove ??? (non capisco molto d'inglese!! )

30-06-2005, 18:09	#11
Fantasma diablo 2 Senior Member Iscritto dal: Nov 2004 Messaggi: 6150	In questa foto sembra troppo Ben Stiller... Ultima modifica di Fantasma diablo 2 : 30-06-2005 alle 18:34.

01-07-2005, 23:45	#14
Doctor P Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jun 2003 Città: From my LAN to all the world Messaggi: 2277	Beh poteva anche farsi 1 trapianto di capelli visto che c'era __________________ [Perché il sonno non ti vizia, e non puoi fare senza, non è un gesto di pigrizia, ma una scelta d'esperienza. ]

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