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dovrebbe essere old ma e' anche troppo lol!
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> > > > > > > Cappucciet Red (sol for who conosc inglish) > > > > > > > > > > Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little > > > > > Cappucciett Red. One mattin > > > > > her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest > > > > > to the nonn but > > > > > warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And > > > > > torn prest! Good > > > > > luck! And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't > > > > > capi very well this > > > > > ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest. > > > > > > > > > > Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a > > > > > cert punt she > > > > > incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e > > > > > girl! 'Ndove do you go?". > > > > > "To the nonn with this little cest, which is little > > > > > but it is > > > > > full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons > > > > > and more, more, > > > > > more and mirtills" she dissed. > > > > > > > > > > "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression > > > > > com: what a cul that I > > > > > had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of > > > > > the bocc. And so the > > > > > lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the > > > > > telephonin is squilling, > > > > > sorry." > > > > > > > > > > And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the > > > > > nonn's house. > > > > > Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un > > > > > casin, continued for > > > > > her sentier in the forest. > > > > > > > > > > The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, > > > > > entered, and, after > > > > > saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, > > > > > after sputing the > > > > > dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and > > > > > fikked himself in the let. > > > > > > > > > > When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, > > > > > suoned and entered. > > > > > But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the > > > > > nonn (non was the > > > > > nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why > > > > > do you stay in > > > > > let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl > > > > > doing aerobics!". > > > > > > > > > > "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more > > > > > than a bit stupid, I > > > > > think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what > > > > > big okks do you have? Do > > > > > you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you > > > > > better, my dear > > > > > (stupid) little girl" dissed the nonn-lup. Then > > > > > Cappucciett, who was more > > > > > dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks do you > > > > > have, do you have the > > > > > orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to > > > > > ascolt you better". > > > > > > > > > > And Cappucciett (that I think was now really > > > > > rincoglionited) said: "But > > > > > what big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at > > > > > this point wanted to > > > > > dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to > > > > > buy to you the > > > > > little machine, never?) dissed: it is to magn you > > > > > better! And magned > > > > > really tutt quant the poor little red girl. > > > > > > > > > > But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious > > > > > and innocent > > > > > cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented > > > > > all and dissed: > > > > > "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. > > > > > And so, spinted only > > > > > for the compassion for the little girl, butted a > > > > > terr the kils of > > > > > volps,fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed > > > > > till that moment, > > > > > imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed > > > > > the lup. > > > > > > > > > > Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the > > > > > pellicc) and tired > > > > > fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still > > > > > rincoglionited). And > > > > > so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the > > > > > pellicc and guadagned > > > > > (Honestly) a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the > > > > > leccornies in thecest. > > > > > > > > > > Cappucciett red... beh!, let her stay, because she > > > > > had capit. And so, > > > > > everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the > > > > > lup!). > > > > > > > >
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questa invece e' una chattata in msn con un mio amico... dopo la mail
mangiat tutt leccornies Ale scrive: Paolo scrive: tutt adess prend a very little cup of coffe and go very fast in the cess Paolo scrive: to sganc bomb Ale scrive: ahahahaha Ale scrive: Paolo scrive: and dop the cacat i go in the docc an apr the anodized rubinett Ale scrive: Paolo scrive: and me lav le fetos and puzzolent ascell Ale scrive: ahaha Ale scrive: io cacciator of frodo Ale scrive: ammazzed tutt that Ale scrive: fringuells Ale scrive: conglis Ale scrive: and lup Paolo scrive: fancul pur a the lup... Paolo scrive: meritav to death Ale scrive: yes Ale scrive: very very bastard Ale scrive: squilling the telofonin Paolo scrive: if you wont go a the iper montebello sited in castelfranco... Paolo scrive: you must know..that.... Ale scrive: tu vu veni con mia? Paolo scrive: don't have a cazz now for the pc.... Paolo scrive: yes i go with you... Ale scrive: you have ragionene Ale scrive: ok Ale scrive: vers ke or pass Paolo scrive: another shop to visit? Ale scrive: and go to castelfranc Ale scrive: visit the fig? Paolo scrive: the fig? Paolo scrive: ok Paolo scrive: you take me at home for the 16.30 pm Ale scrive: ok Ale scrive: cosi andiam Paolo scrive: ammazar Paolo scrive: the lup Ale scrive: the lup? Ale scrive: ok Ale scrive: pellcc Paolo scrive: yest and squarc Ale scrive: sacc of sold Paolo scrive: and sold out the pellicc Ale scrive: Ale scrive: yes cacciator of frodo Paolo scrive: with a ricavat you compr a banc of ram Ale scrive: yes great ideas Ale scrive: trov the lup Ale scrive: of ammazzed Ale scrive: and ricavated sacc of sold Paolo scrive: ok i just work for this idea... Paolo scrive: and now go up in the cess... Ale scrive: well Ale scrive: ok vai tu a cacat? Paolo scrive: with little cup of stimulant coffe Ale scrive: ok ank mi scapp cacat Paolo scrive: i sganc the mostr Ale scrive: very very bomb Paolo scrive: then after i destroy im Ale scrive: ammazzed Ale scrive: the cess Paolo scrive: with spazzolon an cess button to tire the acque Ale scrive: e tutt quant that intorn Ale scrive: ok a dop cacat Paolo scrive: just do it... Paolo scrive: now Ale scrive:
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facciamo un treadh cosi'!?
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