Berlusconi beve solo acqua piovana?

nemorino · 19-02-2004, 01:32

Berlusconi beve solo acqua piovana? Magari allungata con un goccio di alcool medicinale?

perchè stasera nel rivedere il capolavoro di kubrick (dr strangelove) ho rivisto nelle parole di ripper i deliranti discorsi del nostro presidente del consiglio...!!!!

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

nemorino · 19-02-2004, 01:42

RIPPER
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

MANDRAKE
Well, no I... I can't say I have, Jack.

RIPPER
Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

MANDRAKE
Well I... I believe that's what they drink, Jack. Yes.

RIPPER
On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

MANDRAKE
Oh, ah, yes. I don't quite.. see what you're getting at, Jack.

RIPPER
Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water.

MANDRAKE
Uhhh God...

RIPPER
And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

MANDRAKE
Yes. chuckles nervously

RIPPER
You beginning to understand?

MANDRAKE
Yes.
(chuckles; begins laughing/crying quietly)

RIPPER
Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?

MANDRAKE
Well it did occur to me, Jack, yes.

RIPPER
Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water?

MANDRAKE
Ah, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes.

RIPPER
Well do you now what it is?

MANDRAKE
No. No, I don't know what it is. No.

RIPPER
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

RIPPER
Ah, naah. We're ok here. Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream?

MANDRAKE
Good Lord.

RIPPER
You know when fluoridation first began?

MANDRAKE
No. No, I don't, Jack. No.

RIPPER
Nineteen hundred and forty six. Nineteen fortysix, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.

MANDRAKE
Jack... Jack, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory.

RIPPER
Well, I ah, I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Mandrake sighs fearfully

RIPPER
Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence.

MANDRAKE
Yes...

RIPPER
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

MANDRAKE
Heh heh... yes.

kaioh · 19-02-2004, 02:00

e pensare che sarebbe bastato il viagra per non scatenare la terza guerra mondiale.

affi · 19-02-2004, 06:50

Deve mantenere intatti i fluidi vitali...

quickenzo · 19-02-2004, 07:39

ehm...certo.
Un saluto al moderatore.

***Alessandro Bordin*** · 19-02-2004, 07:55

Questa sera lo riguardo

majin mixxi · 19-02-2004, 13:02

nemo se mettevi i dialoghi in italiano la cosa rendeva meglio l'idea

nemorino · 19-02-2004, 14:19

non li trovo su internet in italiano

supermarchino · 19-02-2004, 14:36

Quote:

Originariamente inviato da nemorino
non li trovo su internet in italiano

che cos'è la fluoridation?

ps: nemorino 6 1 grande!

pps: ot: conosci soft. di gestione per studio legale su linux [daivd a parte]?

m.

nemorino · 19-02-2004, 14:41

Quote:

Originariamente inviato da supermarchino

pps: ot: conosci soft. di gestione per studio legale su linux [daivd a parte]?

m.

no mi spiace

affi · 19-02-2004, 21:02

Cioè.. stavo cercando la frase che scrive il generale sul foglio, purity of essence, sul forum e guarda che è uscito fuori!!!

http://forum.hwupgrade.it/member.php...o&userid=55542

MarColas · 20-02-2004, 09:16

Speriamo nelle piogge acide

19-02-2004, 01:32	#1
nemorino Senior Member Iscritto dal: Sep 2000 Città: Brianza... dove se sta bene de mente, de core e de panza Messaggi: 6244	Berlusconi beve solo acqua piovana? Berlusconi beve solo acqua piovana? Magari allungata con un goccio di alcool medicinale? perchè stasera nel rivedere il capolavoro di kubrick (dr strangelove) ho rivisto nelle parole di ripper i deliranti discorsi del nostro presidente del consiglio...!!!! I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. __________________ Io ti dico che mai, il ricordo che in me lascerai sarà stretto al mio cuore da un motivo d'amore. Non pensarlo perché tutto quel che ricordo di te, di quegli attimi amari,sono i tuoi occhi chiari. E se tu tornerai t'amerò come sempre ti amai,come un bel sogno inutile che si scorda al mattino. Ma i tuoi larghi occhi... i tuoi larghi occhi chiari anche se non verrai non li scorderò mai.

19-02-2004, 01:42	#2
nemorino Senior Member Iscritto dal: Sep 2000 Città: Brianza... dove se sta bene de mente, de core e de panza Messaggi: 6244	RIPPER Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water? MANDRAKE Well, no I... I can't say I have, Jack. RIPPER Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water? MANDRAKE Well I... I believe that's what they drink, Jack. Yes. RIPPER On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. MANDRAKE Oh, ah, yes. I don't quite.. see what you're getting at, Jack. RIPPER Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water. MANDRAKE Uhhh God... RIPPER And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. MANDRAKE Yes. chuckles nervously RIPPER You beginning to understand? MANDRAKE Yes. (chuckles; begins laughing/crying quietly) RIPPER Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol? MANDRAKE Well it did occur to me, Jack, yes. RIPPER Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water? MANDRAKE Ah, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes. RIPPER Well do you now what it is? MANDRAKE No. No, I don't know what it is. No. RIPPER Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face? RIPPER Ah, naah. We're ok here. Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream? MANDRAKE Good Lord. RIPPER You know when fluoridation first began? MANDRAKE No. No, I don't, Jack. No. RIPPER Nineteen hundred and forty six. Nineteen fortysix, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works. MANDRAKE Jack... Jack, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory. RIPPER Well, I ah, I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Mandrake sighs fearfully RIPPER Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence. MANDRAKE Yes... RIPPER I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence. MANDRAKE Heh heh... yes. __________________ Io ti dico che mai, il ricordo che in me lascerai sarà stretto al mio cuore da un motivo d'amore. Non pensarlo perché tutto quel che ricordo di te, di quegli attimi amari,sono i tuoi occhi chiari. E se tu tornerai t'amerò come sempre ti amai,come un bel sogno inutile che si scorda al mattino. Ma i tuoi larghi occhi... i tuoi larghi occhi chiari anche se non verrai non li scorderò mai.

19-02-2004, 02:00	#3
kaioh Senior Member Iscritto dal: Nov 2000 Città: Loreggia--Padova Messaggi: 4854	e pensare che sarebbe bastato il viagra per non scatenare la terza guerra mondiale. __________________ I love FireFox 0.8 ......bye bye Internet Explorer. Since Nov-2003 Lo so bene che è uscita l'ultima versione ! Ricordatevi di fare il backup della cartella di configurazione dopo ogni modifica, o almeno una volta al mese, sia di Firefox che Thunderbird.

19-02-2004, 13:02	#7
majin mixxi Senior Member Iscritto dal: May 2001 Città: Milano Tokyo , purtroppo Utente con le palle fracassate Messaggi: 2371	nemo se mettevi i dialoghi in italiano la cosa rendeva meglio l'idea __________________ Kotoshi mo yoroshiku onegai-itashimasu

19-02-2004, 14:19	#8
nemorino Senior Member Iscritto dal: Sep 2000 Città: Brianza... dove se sta bene de mente, de core e de panza Messaggi: 6244	non li trovo su internet in italiano __________________ Io ti dico che mai, il ricordo che in me lascerai sarà stretto al mio cuore da un motivo d'amore. Non pensarlo perché tutto quel che ricordo di te, di quegli attimi amari,sono i tuoi occhi chiari. E se tu tornerai t'amerò come sempre ti amai,come un bel sogno inutile che si scorda al mattino. Ma i tuoi larghi occhi... i tuoi larghi occhi chiari anche se non verrai non li scorderò mai.

19-02-2004, 06:50	#4
affi Bannato Iscritto dal: May 2000 Messaggi: 36	Deve mantenere intatti i fluidi vitali...

19-02-2004, 07:39	#5
quickenzo Bannato Iscritto dal: Jan 2004 Città: Napoli Messaggi: 211	ehm...certo. Un saluto al moderatore.

19-02-2004, 07:55	#6
*Alessandro Bordin* Amministratore Iscritto dal: Jan 2001 Città: Luino (VA) Messaggi: 5122	Questa sera lo riguardo

19-02-2004, 21:02	#11
affi Bannato Iscritto dal: May 2000 Messaggi: 36	Cioè.. stavo cercando la frase che scrive il generale sul foglio, purity of essence, sul forum e guarda che è uscito fuori!!! http://forum.hwupgrade.it/member.php...o&userid=55542

20-02-2004, 09:16	#12
MarColas Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jan 2000 Città: Salerno Messaggi: 416	Speriamo nelle piogge acide __________________ Detesto questa faccina , la abolirei.

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