THE STORY OF CAPPUCCETT RED

[PhoEniX-VooDoo]

One mattin her mamma dissed:
"Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn, but
attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And
torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but
went away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at
acert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi!
Piccula piezz'e girl!'Ndove do you go?" "To the nonn
with this little cest,which is little but it is full
of a sacc of chocolate and biscots
panettons and
more and mirtills" she dissed. Ah, mannagg!
"A Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul
that had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of
the bocc.
And so the lup dissed:
"Beh,now I dev andar because the telephonin is
squilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the
nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un
casin, continued for her sentier in the forest. The
lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel,
entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a
boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed
the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the
let. When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's
house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non
was the nonn,but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn,
why do you stay in let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've
stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than
stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you
bisogn some collir?".
"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid)
little girl" dissed the nonn-lup. Then cappuccett, who
was more dur than a block of marm:
"But what big oreks you have! do you have the
Orekkions?".
And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you
better".
And Cappuccett (that I think was now really
rincoglionited) said:
"But what big dents you have!". And the lup, at this
point dissed: "it is to magn you better! And magned
really tutt quant thepoor little girl". But (ta dah!)
out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And
so, spinted only for the compassion for the little
girl, butted a terr many kils of volps, fringuells and
conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment,
imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed
the lup.
Then squarced his panz being attent not to rovin the
pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and
Cappuccett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end,
the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned
honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the
leccornies that were in the cest.
And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not
the lup!).

mitica!

spero non sia old!

bye

[TheZeb]

uhauhaaa .. per me è nuova molto carina!

[gotenks]

LOLLISSIMA

[crespo80]

uao, è la prima volta che devo usare questa faccina, comincio a diventare anche io

Originariamente inviato da PhoEniX-VooDoo
spero non sia old!

mi spiace, lo è


p.s. chi è la tipa dell'avatar??

[Arësius]

OH CAZZO..

UN'ALTRA VOLTA NO!!

MA BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!