Capuccett Red!!!

pindol · 30-01-2004, 12:11

Mi è arrivata questa storiella via email, mezza in dialetto e mezza in inglese, cmq. credo sia capibile da tutti. Veramente bella

CAPPUCCETT RED

Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc at the lup!".
Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?".
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed: "Beh,now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house. Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my
cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?).
Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do
you have? Do you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed the nonn-lup.
Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?) dissed: it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red... beh!, let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).

THE END

Ciuaz Pindol

ShadowThrone · 30-01-2004, 12:13

ma

wolverine · 30-01-2004, 12:24

Vecchia ma sempre da LOLLARSI addosso...

Arësius · 30-01-2004, 12:27

u madonna la vecchiaia proprio..

Leron · 30-01-2004, 12:55

Quote:

Originariamente inviato da Arësius
u madonna la vecchiaia proprio..

quoto

mi è arrivata via mail almeno 4 anni fa

Arësius · 30-01-2004, 12:58

ma forse erano anche 5!

matteo171717 · 30-01-2004, 13:00

La conosco da un paio d'anni...

la prima volta l'avevo letto su una tovaglina di carta in un pub....

cmq è fantastica!

pindol · 30-01-2004, 13:56

Oh io raga l'ho letta solo 2 giorni fà

Ciuaz Pindol

jappilas · 30-01-2004, 13:57

LOL

sai mica se l' autore è Riccardo Cassini? mi pare lo stesso stile del vecchio libretto Nutella Nutellae che ho qui a fianco...

Spazius · 30-01-2004, 14:51

LOL!!!

PaTLaBoR · 30-01-2004, 19:01

ahahha bellissima, ne conoscevo un altra un pò diversa

Digitos · 30-01-2004, 19:08

anche se dicono tutti che è vecchia, è la prima volta che la leggo.......

e sto facendo le capriole dalle risate

Blindman · 30-01-2004, 19:12

Vecchia ma sempre divertentissima

PaTLaBoR · 30-01-2004, 19:19

propongo di usare questa lingua come lingua ufficiale del forum.

ok? do you piacc the idea???

SPhinX · 30-01-2004, 19:36

Ahahah LoL

Alien · 31-01-2004, 08:17

ma veramente molto!

e non mi ha mai fatto ridere (nemmeno sorridere)
Che c'è di divertente in ciò?
è un modo di storpiare l'inglese che facevamo già a 15 anni al liceo, nulla di nuovo.

PaTLaBoR · 31-01-2004, 08:33

Quote:

Originariamente inviato da Alien

ma veramente molto!

e non mi ha mai fatto ridere (nemmeno sorridere)
Che c'è di divertente in ciò?
è un modo di storpiare l'inglese che facevamo già a 15 anni al liceo, nulla di nuovo.

but how do you dici so? i love this storiella. it made me scompisciare

30-01-2004, 12:11	#1
pindol Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jan 2001 Messaggi: 3724	Capuccett Red!!! Mi è arrivata questa storiella via email, mezza in dialetto e mezza in inglese, cmq. credo sia capibile da tutti. Veramente bella CAPPUCCETT RED Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck! And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol, with the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you go?". "To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and mirtills" she dissed. "Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup dissed: "Beh,now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry." And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house. Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let. When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!". "Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have? Do you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl" dissed the nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do you have the orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better". And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what big dents do you have!". And the lup, that at this point wanted to dir: "Cossi ti mai?" (maybe an expression com: to buy to you the little machine, never?) dissed: it is to magn you better! And magned really tutt quant the poor little red girl. But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett (still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red... beh!, let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!). THE END Ciuaz Pindol __________________ Nel mercatino, concluso positivamente con: Cloale, xdominique, pannox, GhinghinO, alecine, @recidivo@, HI-Giona, Kevin34, Kinta, ToTo1706, alexburt1, dragonballfusion, Blackxx, Jas2000, albanomax, dav117, wolf82, Telcar

30-01-2004, 12:13	#2
ShadowThrone Senior Member Iscritto dal: Aug 2003 Città: Raleigh (North Carolina) Messaggi: 10157	ma __________________ Piangi e piangerai solo, ridi e il mondo riderà con te.

30-01-2004, 12:24	#3
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30-01-2004, 13:00	#7
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30-01-2004, 13:56	#8
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30-01-2004, 12:27	#4
Arësius Senior Member Iscritto dal: Oct 2003 Città: My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum Messaggi: 330	u madonna la vecchiaia proprio..

30-01-2004, 12:58	#6
Arësius Senior Member Iscritto dal: Oct 2003 Città: My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum Messaggi: 330	ma forse erano anche 5!

30-01-2004, 13:57	#9
jappilas Senior Member Iscritto dal: Apr 2003 Città: Genova Messaggi: 4747	LOL sai mica se l' autore è Riccardo Cassini? mi pare lo stesso stile del vecchio libretto Nutella Nutellae che ho qui a fianco... __________________ Jappilas is a character created by a friend for his own comic - I feel honored he allowed me to bear his name Saber's true name belongs to myth - a Heroic Soul out of legends, fighting in our time to fullfill her only wish Let her image remind of her story, and of the emotions that flew from my heart when i assisted to her Fate

30-01-2004, 14:51	#10
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30-01-2004, 19:01	#11
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30-01-2004, 19:08	#12
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30-01-2004, 19:12	#13
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30-01-2004, 19:19	#14
PaTLaBoR Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jun 2003 Città: Lontano Lontano icq#:121214179 Skype:sniperpat [email protected] modalità:Fancazzamento continuo Messaggi: 1684	propongo di usare questa lingua come lingua ufficiale del forum. ok? do you piacc the idea??? __________________ Snu snu

30-01-2004, 19:36	#15
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31-01-2004, 08:17	#16
Alien Senior Member Iscritto dal: Aug 1999 Città: Como Messaggi: 1509	ma veramente molto! e non mi ha mai fatto ridere (nemmeno sorridere) Che c'è di divertente in ciò? è un modo di storpiare l'inglese che facevamo già a 15 anni al liceo, nulla di nuovo. __________________ il forum italiano delle torce www.cpfitaliforum.it

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