guardate qua...

PaTLaBoR · 16-10-2003, 23:34

http://www.mslinux.org/

ehhhhhh????????????

eriol · 16-10-2003, 23:35

microsoft cooosa?????

PaTLaBoR · 16-10-2003, 23:36

uahuaehuaehuhae

bluelake · 16-10-2003, 23:37

Leggete la colonna a destra:
What others are saying:

"They want me to be a whore!"
-- Linus Torvalds.

"He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others."
-- Richard Stallman

"Jesus Christ, who are these people?"
-- Bill Gates

"I don't remember agreeing to that."
-- Janet Reno

"This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!"
-- Greg, Columbia Internet

asca · 16-10-2003, 23:38

PaTLaBoR · 16-10-2003, 23:38

a sinistra cioè

leggi quella a destra adesso.....

max1123 · 16-10-2003, 23:39

Quote:

Originariamente inviato da PaTLaBoR
http://www.mslinux.org/

ehhhhhh????????????

Mmmmm...

sarà mica una

?

E poi, la colonia di scimmie targate Bill su Marte, MS che invade Cuba...

PaTLaBoR · 16-10-2003, 23:40

ambè s'era capito..

però è fatto troppo bene

Hell-VoyAgeR · 16-10-2003, 23:43

era uscita almeno un paio di anni fa

allora fu panico per almeno 5 o 6 secondi

AmsRoma · 17-10-2003, 00:12

MA LOL!!!

Microsoft Invades Cuba
Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers."

Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."

MS Linux to have Start Button
Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch.

MS Linux Faces Competition
Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign.

Bandit · 17-10-2003, 00:13

mi scoccio di tradurre: mi dite in due parole cosa vuole quel "brano".

16-10-2003, 23:34	#1
PaTLaBoR Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jun 2003 Città: Lontano Lontano icq#:121214179 Skype:sniperpat [email protected] modalità:Fancazzamento continuo Messaggi: 1684	guardate qua... http://www.mslinux.org/ ehhhhhh???????????? __________________ Snu snu

16-10-2003, 23:36	#3
PaTLaBoR Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jun 2003 Città: Lontano Lontano icq#:121214179 Skype:sniperpat [email protected] modalità:Fancazzamento continuo Messaggi: 1684	uahuaehuaehuhae __________________ Snu snu

16-10-2003, 23:38	#5
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16-10-2003, 23:38	#6
PaTLaBoR Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jun 2003 Città: Lontano Lontano icq#:121214179 Skype:sniperpat [email protected] modalità:Fancazzamento continuo Messaggi: 1684	a sinistra cioè leggi quella a destra adesso..... __________________ Snu snu

16-10-2003, 23:40	#8
PaTLaBoR Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jun 2003 Città: Lontano Lontano icq#:121214179 Skype:sniperpat [email protected] modalità:Fancazzamento continuo Messaggi: 1684	ambè s'era capito.. però è fatto troppo bene __________________ Snu snu

16-10-2003, 23:35	#2
eriol Senior Member Iscritto dal: Mar 2002 Città: hinterland nord milano Messaggi: 802	microsoft cooosa?????

16-10-2003, 23:37	#4
bluelake Senior Member Iscritto dal: Aug 2001 Città: Pieve a Nievole (PT), Granducato di Toscana Messaggi: 7794	Leggete la colonna a destra: What others are saying: "They want me to be a whore!" -- Linus Torvalds. "He doesn't scare me as much as he scares others." -- Richard Stallman "Jesus Christ, who are these people?" -- Bill Gates "I don't remember agreeing to that." -- Janet Reno "This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don't know what that means, it's the shit that comes from a horse!" -- Greg, Columbia Internet

16-10-2003, 23:43	#9
Hell-VoyAgeR Senior Member Iscritto dal: Jan 2002 Città: Rimini Messaggi: 1203	era uscita almeno un paio di anni fa allora fu panico per almeno 5 o 6 secondi __________________ Quale parte di NO non hai capito? \| MBP Retina Late 2013 - iPhone 6 64GB - iPad Air 64GB Fiero membro del BOFH club (Bastard Operators From Hell)

17-10-2003, 00:12	#10
AmsRoma Bannato Iscritto dal: Oct 2003 Messaggi: 49	MA LOL!!! Microsoft Invades Cuba Microsoft's plan to invade cuba and overthrow the government has succeeded. One Microsoft official said "It's a win-win situation. The US Government is happy and shuts up the DOJ while Microsoft institutes a monopoly within Cuba for everything from computer software to toilet paper. One more step closer to world domination. Heck, we could feed a whole development department for the cost of one developer's salary in the US. They may not know how to create an Operating System very well, but neither do our US developers." Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible." MS Linux to have Start Button Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch. MS Linux Faces Competition Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. This stunning new tactic shows great promise according to several Harvard Law professors, although many expressed confusion when questioned about the long term effects of this campaign.

17-10-2003, 00:13	#11
Bandit Senior Member Iscritto dal: Sep 2003 Messaggi: 9434	mi scoccio di tradurre: mi dite in due parole cosa vuole quel "brano".

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