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Subject: from tony,
To: <[email protected]>


ANTHONY ASADA
ABIDJAN COTE D’ IVOIRE


Dear sir,


I wish to solicit your help in migrating to your
country and assistance with my funds.


Briefly, I am a Sierra Leonean National and the son
of late Dr and Mrs. MAXWELL ASADA. Until their death,
my father was the General overseer of the Diamond Mine
in Kanema Sierra Leone. The military forces loyal to
the Government of Ahmed TIJAN KABBAH invaded our house
and assassinate my father and killed my mother also
.The (RUF) mistaking him for his brother MIKE ASADA
who is the deputy to the leader of the revolutionary
United Front (RUF ) FODAY SANKOH. After this incident
i knew i was not safe in my country any more so i
gathered some valuables in our family villa and
escaped for my dear life in the company of my junior
sister to Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire.


Among the valuables was a file that contained details
of a deposit my father made in a security company in
Abidjan Côte d’Ivoire. He deposited 10.5 million US
dollars contained in a trunk box in my name as
containing family valuables.my father made this money
from the sale of Gold and diamonds during his time as
the General overseer.


Now that we are in Abidjan and verified the
transaction, we need your assistance to move this
funds out of Côte d’Ivoire for investment in your
country as we cannot invest here due to its nearest
to our country and the war still going on there. We
ask you to scout for a viable and lucrative business,
so that we can invest wisely.


We have it in mind to give your 20% of the total sum
(10.5 million US Dollars), and 15% share in any
investment we will embark upon if you assist us. We
will also set aside 5% of the funds for ancillary
expenses which you will make in course of this
transaction- fax messages, phone calls, air tickets
etc.
This fortune we have revealed to you should remain
confidential as it only you who we have told about it.


This transaction, needs and deserves to confidential
between you and my family as you our parent are on
longer alive. Please get back to me on receipt of this
message for futher directives. Note that this
transaction is risk free.


Best regards
ANTHONY ASADA



To: [email protected]
Subject: URGENT REPLY


TELE 234 1 4700836
234 1 8033276024
REPLY TO[email protected]


DEAR SIR/MADAM,


I GUESS THIS LETTER MAY COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE SINCE
I HAD NO
PREVIOUS CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU.I AM THE CHAIRMAN
TENDER BOARD
OF INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION (INEC) I
GOT YOUR
CONTACT IN THE COURSE OF MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE
PERSON WITH
WHOM TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION
INVOLVING THE
TRANSFER OF FUND VALUED THIRTY MILLION TWO HUNDRED
THOUSAND
UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($30.2M) TO A SAFE FOREIGN
ACCOUNT. THE
ABOVE FUND IN QUESTION IS NOT CONNECTED WITH ARMS,
DRUGS OR MONEY
LAUNDERING. IT IS THE PRODUCT OF OVER INVOICE ON
CONTRACT AWARDED
IN 1999 BY INEC, TO A FOREIGN COMPANY FOR THE SUPPLY OF
ELECTORAL
MATERIALS THAT WAS USED FOR 1999 ELECTIONS. THE
CONTRACT HAS LONG
BEEN EXECUTED AND PAYMENT OF THE ACTUAL CONTRACT AMOUNT
MADE TO
THE FOREIGN CONTRACTOR LEAVING THE BALANCE OF $30.2M
U.S DOLLARS
IN A DORMANT ACCOUNT WHICH MY COLLEAGUES AND I NOW WANT
TO
TRANSFER OUT OF NIGERIA INTO A RELIABLE FOREIGN ACCOUNT
FOR OUR
PERSONAL USE. AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE DO NOT HAVE THE
NECESSARY
FOREIGN ACCOUNT MACHINERY TO SUCCESSFULLY HANDLE THIS
TRANSACTION. THERFORE IT BECOMES NECESSARY TO SOURCE
FOR A
FOREIGN COMPANY WITH THE CAPABILITY TO ACT AS THE
ORIGINAL
BENEFICIARY OF THE CONTRACT. MY DEAR, IT IS A GOOD
THING THAT THE
PRESIDENT HAS ENDORSED THE RESOLUTION PASSED BY THE
SENATE THAT
ALL FOREIGN CONTRACTORS OWED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
OF NIGERIA
SHOULD BE PAID, WE WILL SEIZE THIS GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO
PURPORT
YOU AS ONE OF THE BENEFICIARIES TO BE PAID.IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED
IN THIS PROPOSAL KINDLY E-MAIL ME ON MY ABOVE ADDRESS.
BUT IF YOU
CANNOT FOR ANY REASON HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION I SHOULD
BE
GRATEFUL IF YOU CAN INTRODUCE IT TO A RELIABLE AND
TRUST WORTHY
PERSON IN WHICH IN ANY CASE YOUR INTEREST WILL BE
PROPERLY TAKEN
CARE OF. MEANWHILE, MY COLLEAGUES AND I HAVE DECIDED TO
SHARE THE
MONEY IN THE FOLLOWING RATIO: 60% FOR MY COLLLEAGUES
AND I, THEN
30% FOR YOU THE ACCOUNT OWNER AND 10% FOR ALL LOCAL AND
INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE IN THE COURSE OF
THIS
TRANSACTION. BRFURTHER DETAILS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
WILL BE
DISCUSSED IN THE SUBSEQUENT CORRESPONDENCE. THIS
TRANSACTION IS
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL BUT 100% RISK FREE. NOTE ALSO
THAT THE
PARTICULAR NATURE OF YOUR BUSINESS IS IRRELEVANT TO THIS
TRANSACTION AND THIS TRANSACTION IS EXPECTED TO BE
CONCLUDED
WITHIN 5 WORKING DAYS SINCE ALL LOCAL CONTACTS AND
ARRANGEMENTS
HAVE BEEN PROPERLY PERFECTED FOR A SMOOTH AND SUCCESSFUL
CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION. THANKS AND GOD BLESS
YOU.AWAITING
YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.


YOURS FAITHFUL

PAPA RUFUS

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Due in un giorno, mai capitato...
Senza contare almeno altre due cancellate nei giorni scorsi...
Che palle...

[bombardax]

[faufau]

Oldissima!

[gpc]

Originariamente inviato da bombardax

Ah se volete scrivergli fate pure, non me la prendo
Io mi chiedo chi è ancora che ci crede a 'ste cose...

[gpc]

Originariamente inviato da faufau
Oldissima!

La cosa nuova è che ne sono arrivate due in un giorno

[lnessuno]

bah a me ieri mi è arrivata una email che mi volevano regalare un coso per allungare il pene... ma che me ne faccio IO di un coso per allungare il pene?!?!? mica c'ho di questi problemi... non me ne facevo niente! a sto punto potevo anche attaccarmelo al pisello!





ehm

[Blind Guardian]

Originariamente inviato da gpc
Due in un giorno, mai capitato...
Senza contare almeno altre due cancellate nei giorni scorsi...
Che palle...

*ben* due in un giorno? ehm... su 30-35mail che mi arrivano giornalmente (fortuna che adesso le ditte sono in ferie e snelliscono la mole!) almeno 15 sono di quel tipo li! Tra prestiti, allungamento del pene, viagra gratis, 18enni ninfomani che mi vogliono scopare, vecchie amiche che solo ora si ricordano di me, organizzazioni umanitarie che danno $ a chissàchi se gli do il numero della mia VISA, vincite inaspettate alla lotteria, premi sicuri ecc ecc sarei miliardario (e con un pisello lungo 45cm ) se non avessi imparato a premere canc alla velocità della luce!

Onestamente non vedo dove sia il problema, 15mail le elimino in 15 secondi, ma di solito ce ne metto 25-30 perché mi faccio due risate dandoci una letta rapida, mi mettono di buon umore!
Stamattina mi hanno proposto: siti porto gratis, banca citybank che ha scritto le sue menate, viagra a basso costo, come difendere la mia privacy su internet (faccia tosta!!), free mortage, free cass grant, free cazz-in-cul...

[bombardax]

Originariamente inviato da lnessuno
bah a me ieri mi è arrivata una email che mi volevano regalare un coso per allungare il pene... ma che me ne faccio IO di un coso per allungare il pene?!?!? mica c'ho di questi problemi... non me ne facevo niente! a sto punto potevo anche attaccarmelo al pisello!





ehm

ah ma quelle a me arrivano tutti i giorni..con Hotmail in posta indesiderata mi arrivaranno 25-30 mail solo durante la notte...non le leggo più..cestinate al volo...

[Bardiel]

L'ultima che mi è arrivata è di Lisa, dice che è molto soddisfatta di me ma con il suo prodotto allunga-pisello sarei il suo maschione preferito.

[bombardax]

Originariamente inviato da Bardiel
L'ultima che mi è arrivata è di Lisa, dice che è molto soddisfatta di me ma con il suo prodotto allunga-pisello sarei il suo maschione preferito.

[westminzer]

Originariamente inviato da Blind Guardian
cazz-in-cul...

Il saggio dice che non fa figli ma fa male se lo pigli