[I geni di eBay] New Life for Sale!!

[Pugaciov]

NEW LIFE FOR SALE!!



This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male.



It includes the following:



Winning bidder will take ownership of my:



- Name

- Phone number

- All my possessions which includes the following

- Clothes,

- Roughly 300 CDs

- Surfboard

- Laptop (minus certain information with my discretion),

- Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work)

- Books,

- Bed

- CD player

- Backpack

- Tennis racquets

- Golf Clubs(which you will have no idea how to use)

- Childhood photos

- Skateboard

- Nice lamp which your ex-girlfriend bought you.



- I will teach you my skills which include the following



- Surfing (Expert)

- Climbing (Intermediate)

- Skateboarding (Novice)

- Handstand Skills (Expert)

- Fire Twirling Skills (Intermediate)

- Devil Stick Twirling (Expert)

(Plus many more)



- Will introduce to all my friends & potential lovers (around 8 which I have been flirting with)

- I have around 15 close friends and around 170 other friends

- I have 2 nemeses.

- Lifestyle is very social. It includes a lot of going out.



NB: Friends will treat you exactly as they have treated me. This includes friends who take me surfing, running, climbing and cook for me. All of these features will be transferred over to the winning applicant.





Life also includes the following features



- Will have access to a cruisy job in march delivering fruit.

- You will write a satirical horiscope in the University of Wollongong Magazine.

- You will have new parents to have Christmas with & birthday presents from friends.

- A birthday party will also be organised for you.



This auction also includes the following



- A 4 week training course by the former me which includes the following:



- Many anecdotes and stories from a very interesting and intriguing past 24 years of my life

- 6 Jokes

- Training in becoming me (fashion, food, lifestyle, style of seduction, interests)

- Haircut like mine

- Piercings to the value of $180.

- Lessons in my personal history (The good stuff and the bad stuff)

- Skills Lessons (as mentioned above)



NB: After the 4 week training winning bidder will also receive 2 months of on-call support.



Please note the following



- A friend owes me $20. Another friend owes me a six-pack of beer which you can redeem upon winning the bid.

- The winning applicant should probably shout the next $20 worth of weed.

- Will need to become vegetarian. This can however be changed in the future.

- There is some tension with a former ex from a painful breakup which must be inherited.



I will endeavor to take on a new identity freeing up my prior identity to the winning applicant. Any contact with my former life will be under a different persona.



Only people who will make a full attempt to embrace my life need apply.



Serious bidders only please.



Male or Females welcome (My name is gender neutral)



Good Luck



PS.



Please note winning bidder does not receive ownership of the following:

- Degrees/qualifications

- Drivers License

- Passport

- Future Inheritance

- Formal/Legal Identity


(This is more of a social life and mentality as opposed to a new legal identity)
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PS: Non lo quotate che è lunghissimo a quanto vedo

[linuxianoxcaso]

riassunto ?

[Pugaciov]

Originariamente inviato da linuxianoxcaso

riassunto ?

Leggi che è lolloso

[Dievel]

prezzo?

[sbera]

cioè sto tipo vende, oltre al suo nome - telefono e varie cose, anche le sue amicizie, il suo lavoro, ti insegna cosa sa fare ecc?

[Pugaciov]

Originariamente inviato da Dievel

prezzo?

Siamo a 24,367 $ attualmente

[linuxianoxcaso]

Originariamente inviato da Pugaciov

Leggi che è lolloso

[Pugaciov]

Originariamente inviato da sbera

cioè sto tipo vende, oltre al suo nome - telefono e varie cose, anche le sue amicizie, il suo lavoro, ti insegna cosa sa fare ecc?

E t'insegna anche...
6 jokes

un fottuto genio (cit.)

[Valuk]

mandami il link per favore

[plut0ne]

doppio

[plut0ne]

abuahauha figa come cosa...vende la sua vita
ma il prezzo quanto è

metti il link per 1 minuto plzzzzzzz

[Pugaciov]

Volete farmi sospendere?


















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[Valuk]

Puoi cancellare

[Valuk]

Azz incredibile... più di 300000 visite

[Pugaciov]

Originariamente inviato da Valuk

Puoi cancellare

Cancellare cosa? Quelli sono numeri a caso

[3NR1C0]

Scusate, non comprendo come mai gli acquirenti sia catalogati come bidder e non con il loro vero account

[D1o]

lollosissimo.

volevo vedere il link originale ma non lo trovo pvt plz

[plut0ne]

sei niubbo
segui la via dei NUMERI..e scoprirai la luce

[D1o]

Originariamente inviato da plut0ne

sei niubbo
segui la via dei NUMERI..e scoprirai la luce

grazie

[Valuk]

Originariamente inviato da 3NR1C0

Scusate, non comprendo come mai gli acquirenti sia catalogati come bidder e non con il loro vero account

E' una opzione di ebay, dove chi bidda rimane anonimo