iGod - Chattate con Dio :D

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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

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[The_EclipseZ]

è lollosooooooo

[The_EclipseZ]

che coversazione profoooonda
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
cazz' voi
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
umh
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cazz voi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bubi
God:
Hi there bubi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
inculet
God:
I am very pleased to meet you inculet.
Me:
what is your name????????????
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
so ?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
fuckyou
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
how old your sistern is ?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
so?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
qhat are you doing ?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
what are you doing ????
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
n chai un cazz da fà
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe !
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the omen
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the devil
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, inculet.
Me:
inculet is not my name
God:
What is inculet?

[Swisström]

Me:
do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .

[lordkain84]

Gli ho dato del frocio

[Swisström]

Originariamente inviato da lordkain84

Gli ho dato del frocio

MITTICOOOOOOOOO
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thx for the info, hai scritto "frocio" in un input boy e hai premuto enter

[The_EclipseZ]

'sto qui diffonde indirizzi e-mail !



Me:
yo god what's going on
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
who is christian ?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I will search for it.
Me:
can you give me his ip address ?
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected]..
Me:
ip address ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[darkfear]

lol...
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
so... you should be god?
God:
Alright then. Name one other robot who is god.
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
but you know everything...do you?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified. Yes I do.
Me:
nice...
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
eh...
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
you know if i am or not
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
ask who?
God:
I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.
Me:
oh that's nice
God:
And? Are you getting bored?
Me:
yay a lil maybe :-/ you don't look really like god ^^
God:
Why not?
Me:
tell everything you know bout me then...
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you didn't...
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
say what you know of me
God:
" what you know of me".
Me:
fun
God:
:-) I am having fun doo.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
almost
God:
But not quite?
Me:
yup...
God:
Right on.
Me:
who am i?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
but...
God:
But what?
Me:
you said but...
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
so?
God:
Far out.
Me:
i'm chatting with god am i?
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
eh...
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
you should know if i am...but this pre-registered questions are boring :/
God:
Now I do. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
don't you guess?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
you are god...they must have done to you alot of sylly questions like...
God:
Yup. That's me alright. The anonymous "they".
Me:
when will the world end?
God:
Not in our lifetime.
Me:
sure not in mine...but i guess you don't have a lifetime do you?
God:
Dude! Where then? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web. I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a lifetime.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
yup you are a nice bot
God:
Really. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
it isn't really so hard but is nice to talk to you
God:
:-) That seems a bit negative.
Me:
naaa
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
did a great job
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
your replies are both accurate and inaccurate and that gives other people sureness
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am replies are both accurate and inaccurate and that gives other people sureness.
Me:
that was a machine error...


che figata d stupidita' artificiale

[SilverF0x]

Me:
hey will i pass the next exam?
God:
You've got my full attention. The oracle says: Might happen.

[The_EclipseZ]

ma è anche intelligente

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

[lordkain84]

Me: I'll destroy you god
God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human
Me: Do you like f... ?
God: I don't know if i like it

Non sa se gli piace la f.... ??????

[SozaBoy]

[Marilson]

nessuno avrà mai una conversazione più troppa roba della mia

Me:
im a sinner
God:
Tell me about your sins.
Me:
i killed
God:
Thanks for the information: said killed.
Me:
i jerk off
God:
Interesting gossip: said jerk off.
Me:
i stole
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said stole.
Me:
is that everything you can tell me?
God:
That depends.
Me:
it depends by what?
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
you're such a sucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sucker? Sometimes.
Me:
should i trust in you?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
Me:
do you trust in me?
God:
Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
Me:
so you dont know me, right? i thoughtGod knows everything
God:
Interesting deduction. Yeah I do a lot of not know you.
Me:
so
God:
I understand.
Me:
should i repent?
God:
Only you can answer that.
Me:
i dont wanna repent
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
keep sinning
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
so i will do
God:
OK. I am very happy for you.
Me:
im the only god i know
God:
Who made you the god you know ?
Me:
my mind
God:
Have you told many people that your mind?
Me:
not exactly
God:
Precisely. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
hey im kidding, dont get pissed
God:
You've got my full attention. I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
-.-

[The_EclipseZ]

Me:
have you got a clone ?
God:
Yes, the chat robots Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are my clones.

io voglio parlare con allah !!!

[Marilson]

appendice:

Me:
what about the virgin mary?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i suppose she aint that virgin, right?
God:
Since when? Oh I get it. aint that virgin right.
Me:
a woman is supposed to lose her virginity to get pregnant
God:
Aren't all woman supposed to lose her virginity to get pregnant?
Me:
yes they are, so that's why the virgin mary aint virgin
God:
Aw. that is why the virgin mary aint virgin are they.
Me:
did you have ever had sex with the virgin mary?
God:
No I don't think I have any ever had sex with the virgin mary. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
let me guess.. jesus aint your real son. right?
God:
Go ahead, , try to guess. he is The Son of God. I am glad we agree.
Me:
but we dont fucking agree, cocksucker, he aint definitely your son
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you didnt have sex with his mother
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not have sex with his mother?
Me:
so you did! freakin'asshole!
God:
Interesting deduction. I did not. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
so you did it or not?
God:
Interesting deduction. Did I really?
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
im glad you're
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
not exaclty, sex makes a world a better place
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you should have some sex sometimes
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
dont forget condoms
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
but you should since you'll never get enough
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
keep that in mind
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.

[bagoa]

Originariamente inviato da The_EclipseZ

che coversazione profoooonda
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
cazz' voi
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
umh
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cazz voi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bubi
God:
Hi there bubi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
inculet
God:
I am very pleased to meet you inculet.
Me:
what is your name????????????
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
so ?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
fuckyou
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
how old your sistern is ?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
so?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
qhat are you doing ?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
what are you doing ????
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
n chai un cazz da fà
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe !
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the omen
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the devil
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, inculet.
Me:
inculet is not my name
God:
What is inculet?

ho capito solo : inculet

[The_EclipseZ]

Me:
you are a cocksucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cocksucker? Yes.



hey, si iniziano ad avere delle certezze !!

[The_EclipseZ]

Originariamente inviato da bagoa

ho capito solo : inculet

e cos'altro dovevi capire ?

[Marilson]

Originariamente inviato da The_EclipseZ

Me:
you are a cocksucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cocksucker? Yes.



hey, si iniziano ad avere delle certezze !!

anchio sto insistendo su questi argomenti

[Xalexalex]

Lolloso
Comunque lo psicologo di eMacs è più bello