Haiku per geeks

[Nosferatu]

Girovagando a cavallo del mulo mi sono imbattuto in questa lista di haiku in lingua inglese a tema informatico.
Sono troppo spassosi!
Sentite qua:
(ps: gli haiku sono poesiole zen di 3 versi con 5+7+5 sillabe)

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
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The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
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Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
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Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
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This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
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wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
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A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
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There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
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Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
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To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
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You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
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Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
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Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

[jappilas]

ma lol stavo per dirti che hai sbagliato sezione ...
(haiku è un progetto open source per creare un clone di BEOS... già l' OS originale è ricordato più che altro da chi lo ha provato, quindi un sottoinsieme degli appassionati di informatica "alternativa"
la reimplementazione, in quanto in uno stadio non completo, è se possibile ancora più "geeky"... )

[Aragorn]

Gli haiku a soggetto geek si trovano (guarda caso ) nella newsletter del sito thinkgeek, penso che li abbiano presi da lì

[Nosferatu]

Originariamente inviato da Aragorn

Gli haiku a soggetto geek si trovano (guarda caso ) nella newsletter del sito thinkgeek, penso che li abbiano presi da lì

Uuuh...
Corro ad iscrivermi! Ma io già la ricevo la newsletter di ThinkGeek... ci sarà qualche opzione da settare.
TKX!