Fantasma diablo 2
28-06-2005, 11:29
Gurdate un po' cosa ho trovato su Vin Diesel:
VIN DIESEL COSMETIC SURGERY SHOCKER
Hollywood sees him as the next Arnold Schwarzengger but Vin Diesel, the giant action star of film's such as Pitch Black, The Fast and the Furious and upcoming spy-thriller xXx, has revealed that his muscular physique isn't all appears to be.
Only ten years ago, Diesel was a struggling actor trying to make ends meet. He was only getting two to three acting jobs and year and the rest of his money was to be earned through sperm-donation. He would fail audition after audition and get dropped by Hollywood agents left, right and centre. That was until a casting agent named Martha Marlow caught his eye.
"I told that man you look like a chicken" spoke the New York agent. "I said Hollywood don't like chickens. You're a chicken. Your chest is about as well defined as a pig's stomach. I told him to get out there and come back when he's got tits bigger than mine."
Vin Diesel, taking what Martha had said to him to heart, then began an extreme exercise routine and his local gym.
"I was making no progress at all" recalled Vin. "I worked out for two to three hours a day, five days a week and muscle was just not developing. All that was happening was that my penis had began to shrink and this was affecting my job as a sperm donor so I had to quit.
"But one day, I noticed an advert for a company called Body Plus who specializes in cosmetic surgery for men and so I called then up and booked an appointment. A few weeks later, I had pec, bicep, tricep, quadracep, and penile implants. I was a new man."
A spokesman from Body Plus told us that "Payment is still overdue on Mr. Diesel's account" but that "an arrangement" had been made for him to offer infrequent sexual favors should he get paged by the surgery.
Vin commented that "I'm glad I did it. My life has completely changed. I have no regrets."
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
VIN DIESEL COSMETIC SURGERY SHOCKER
Hollywood sees him as the next Arnold Schwarzengger but Vin Diesel, the giant action star of film's such as Pitch Black, The Fast and the Furious and upcoming spy-thriller xXx, has revealed that his muscular physique isn't all appears to be.
Only ten years ago, Diesel was a struggling actor trying to make ends meet. He was only getting two to three acting jobs and year and the rest of his money was to be earned through sperm-donation. He would fail audition after audition and get dropped by Hollywood agents left, right and centre. That was until a casting agent named Martha Marlow caught his eye.
"I told that man you look like a chicken" spoke the New York agent. "I said Hollywood don't like chickens. You're a chicken. Your chest is about as well defined as a pig's stomach. I told him to get out there and come back when he's got tits bigger than mine."
Vin Diesel, taking what Martha had said to him to heart, then began an extreme exercise routine and his local gym.
"I was making no progress at all" recalled Vin. "I worked out for two to three hours a day, five days a week and muscle was just not developing. All that was happening was that my penis had began to shrink and this was affecting my job as a sperm donor so I had to quit.
"But one day, I noticed an advert for a company called Body Plus who specializes in cosmetic surgery for men and so I called then up and booked an appointment. A few weeks later, I had pec, bicep, tricep, quadracep, and penile implants. I was a new man."
A spokesman from Body Plus told us that "Payment is still overdue on Mr. Diesel's account" but that "an arrangement" had been made for him to offer infrequent sexual favors should he get paged by the surgery.
Vin commented that "I'm glad I did it. My life has completely changed. I have no regrets."
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D