Berlusconi beve solo acqua piovana?

[nemorino]

Berlusconi beve solo acqua piovana? Magari allungata con un goccio di alcool medicinale?

perchè stasera nel rivedere il capolavoro di kubrick (dr strangelove) ho rivisto nelle parole di ripper i deliranti discorsi del nostro presidente del consiglio...!!!!


I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

[nemorino]

RIPPER
Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

MANDRAKE
Well, no I... I can't say I have, Jack.

RIPPER
Vodka. That's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?

MANDRAKE
Well I... I believe that's what they drink, Jack. Yes.

RIPPER
On no account will a commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

MANDRAKE
Oh, ah, yes. I don't quite.. see what you're getting at, Jack.

RIPPER
Water. That's what I'm getting at. Water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that.. seventy percent of you is water.

MANDRAKE
Uhhh God...

RIPPER
And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

MANDRAKE
Yes. chuckles nervously

RIPPER
You beginning to understand?

MANDRAKE
Yes.
(chuckles; begins laughing/crying quietly)

RIPPER
Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?

MANDRAKE
Well it did occur to me, Jack, yes.

RIPPER
Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water?

MANDRAKE
Ah, yes, I have heard of that, Jack. Yes.

RIPPER
Well do you now what it is?

MANDRAKE
No. No, I don't know what it is. No.

RIPPER
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?



RIPPER
Ah, naah. We're ok here. Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridated water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake. Children's ice cream?

MANDRAKE
Good Lord.

RIPPER
You know when fluoridation first began?

MANDRAKE
No. No, I don't, Jack. No.

RIPPER
Nineteen hundred and forty six. Nineteen fortysix, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your postwar commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard core commie works.

MANDRAKE
Jack... Jack, listen, tell me, ah... when did you first become, well, develop this theory.

RIPPER
Well, I ah, I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Mandrake sighs fearfully

RIPPER
Yes a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly: loss of essence.

MANDRAKE
Yes...

RIPPER
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women... women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.

MANDRAKE
Heh heh... yes.

[kaioh]

e pensare che sarebbe bastato il viagra per non scatenare la terza guerra mondiale.:oink:

[affi]

Deve mantenere intatti i fluidi vitali... ;) :D

[quickenzo]

ehm...certo.
Un saluto al moderatore. :)

[Alessandro Bordin]

:eek:

Questa sera lo riguardo :eek:

[majin mixxi]

nemo se mettevi i dialoghi in italiano la cosa rendeva meglio l'idea


:D

[nemorino]

non li trovo su internet in italiano

[supermarchino]

Originariamente inviato da nemorino
non li trovo su internet in italiano


che cos'è la fluoridation? :confused:

ps: nemorino 6 1 grande! :D

pps: ot: conosci soft. di gestione per studio legale su linux [daivd a parte]?

m.

[nemorino]

Originariamente inviato da supermarchino

pps: ot: conosci soft. di gestione per studio legale su linux [daivd a parte]?

m.

no mi spiace

[affi]

Cioè.. stavo cercando la frase che scrive il generale sul foglio, purity of essence, sul forum e guarda che è uscito fuori!!! :D:D:D

http://forum.hwupgrade.it/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=55542

[MarColas]

Speriamo nelle piogge acide :D:D