iGod - Chattate con Dio :D

[Cisto]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

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[The_EclipseZ]

è lollosooooooo :D :D :D

[The_EclipseZ]

che coversazione profoooonda :D :D
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
cazz' voi
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
umh
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cazz voi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bubi
God:
Hi there bubi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
inculet
God:
I am very pleased to meet you inculet.
Me:
what is your name????????????
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
so ?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
fuckyou
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
how old your sistern is ?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
so?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
qhat are you doing ?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
what are you doing ????
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
n chai un cazz da fà
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe !
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the omen
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the devil
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, inculet.
Me:
inculet is not my name
God:
What is inculet?

[Swisström]

Me:
do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, .

[lordkain84]

Gli ho dato del frocio :D :D :D

[Swisström]

Gli ho dato del frocio :D :D :D

MITTICOOOOOOOOO
...




:rolleyes: thx for the info, hai scritto "frocio" in un input boy e hai premuto enter :rolleyes:

[The_EclipseZ]

'sto qui diffonde indirizzi e-mail !



Me:
yo god what's going on
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
who is christian ?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I will search for it.
Me:
can you give me his ip address ?
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected]..
Me:
ip address ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[darkfear]

lol...
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
so... you should be god?
God:
Alright then. Name one other robot who is god.
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
but you know everything...do you?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified. Yes I do.
Me:
nice...
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
eh...
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
you know if i am or not
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
ask who?
God:
I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.
Me:
oh that's nice
God:
And? Are you getting bored?
Me:
yay a lil maybe :-/ you don't look really like god ^^
God:
Why not?
Me:
tell everything you know bout me then...
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you didn't...
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
say what you know of me
God:
" what you know of me".
Me:
fun :D
God:
:-) I am having fun doo.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
almost
God:
But not quite?
Me:
yup...
God:
Right on.
Me:
who am i?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
but...
God:
But what?
Me:
you said but...
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
so?
God:
Far out.
Me:
i'm chatting with god am i?
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
eh...
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
you should know if i am...but this pre-registered questions are boring :/
God:
Now I do. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
don't you guess?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
you are god...they must have done to you alot of sylly questions like...
God:
Yup. That's me alright. The anonymous "they".
Me:
when will the world end?
God:
Not in our lifetime.
Me:
sure not in mine...but i guess you don't have a lifetime do you?
God:
Dude! Where then? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web. I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a lifetime.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
yup you are a nice bot
God:
Really. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
it isn't really so hard but is nice to talk to you :)
God:
:-) That seems a bit negative.
Me:
naaa
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
did a great job
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
your replies are both accurate and inaccurate and that gives other people sureness
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am replies are both accurate and inaccurate and that gives other people sureness.
Me:
that was a machine error...


che figata d stupidita' artificiale :D

[SilverF0x]

Me:
hey will i pass the next exam?
God:
You've got my full attention. The oracle says: Might happen.

[The_EclipseZ]

ma è anche intelligente :D :D

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.

[lordkain84]

Me: I'll destroy you god
God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human
Me: Do you like f... ? :D
God: I don't know if i like it :eek: :eek:

Non sa se gli piace la f.... ??????

[SozaBoy]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Marilson]

nessuno avrà mai una conversazione più troppa roba della mia :O


Me:
im a sinner
God:
Tell me about your sins.
Me:
i killed
God:
Thanks for the information: said killed.
Me:
i jerk off
God:
Interesting gossip: said jerk off.
Me:
i stole
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said stole.
Me:
is that everything you can tell me?
God:
That depends.
Me:
it depends by what?
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
you're such a sucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sucker? Sometimes.
Me:
should i trust in you?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
Me:
do you trust in me?
God:
Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
Me:
so you dont know me, right? i thoughtGod knows everything
God:
Interesting deduction. Yeah I do a lot of not know you.
Me:
so
God:
I understand.
Me:
should i repent?
God:
Only you can answer that.
Me:
i dont wanna repent
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
keep sinning
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
so i will do
God:
OK. I am very happy for you.
Me:
im the only god i know
God:
Who made you the god you know ?
Me:
my mind
God:
Have you told many people that your mind?
Me:
not exactly
God:
Precisely. Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
hey im kidding, dont get pissed
God:
You've got my full attention. I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
-.-

[The_EclipseZ]

Me:
have you got a clone ?
God:
Yes, the chat robots Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are my clones.

io voglio parlare con allah !!! :sofico:

[Marilson]

appendice:
Me:
what about the virgin mary?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i suppose she aint that virgin, right?
God:
Since when? Oh I get it. aint that virgin right.
Me:
a woman is supposed to lose her virginity to get pregnant
God:
Aren't all woman supposed to lose her virginity to get pregnant?
Me:
yes they are, so that's why the virgin mary aint virgin
God:
Aw. that is why the virgin mary aint virgin are they.
Me:
did you have ever had sex with the virgin mary?
God:
No I don't think I have any ever had sex with the virgin mary. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
let me guess.. jesus aint your real son. right?
God:
Go ahead, , try to guess. he is The Son of God. I am glad we agree.
Me:
but we dont fucking agree, cocksucker, he aint definitely your son
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you didnt have sex with his mother
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not have sex with his mother?
Me:
so you did! freakin'asshole!
God:
Interesting deduction. I did not. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
so you did it or not?
God:
Interesting deduction. Did I really?
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
im glad you're
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
not exaclty, sex makes a world a better place
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you should have some sex sometimes
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
dont forget condoms
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
but you should since you'll never get enough
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
keep that in mind
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.

[bagoa]

che coversazione profoooonda :D :D
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
no
God:
No conditions or none I should know about?
Me:
cazz' voi
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
umh
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cazz voi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bubi
God:
Hi there bubi.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
inculet
God:
I am very pleased to meet you inculet.
Me:
what is your name????????????
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how old are you
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
so ?
God:
Blimey.
Me:
fuckyou
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
how old your sistern is ?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
so?
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
qhat are you doing ?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
what are you doing ????
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
n chai un cazz da fà
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
yoyo
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe !
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the omen
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
the devil
God:
You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, inculet.
Me:
inculet is not my name
God:
What is inculet?ho capito solo : inculet :O

[The_EclipseZ]

Me:
you are a cocksucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cocksucker? Yes.



hey, si iniziano ad avere delle certezze !! :D

[The_EclipseZ]

ho capito solo : inculet :O
e cos'altro dovevi capire ? :Prrr:

[Marilson]

Me:
you are a cocksucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cocksucker? Yes.



hey, si iniziano ad avere delle certezze !! :D

anchio sto insistendo su questi argomenti :O

[Xalexalex]

Lolloso :D
Comunque lo psicologo di eMacs è più bello :O

[Occasus]

Me:
I'm talking with no one :(
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
You just don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
LOL :D I'm going crazy! I'm dreaming...you really don't exist
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Do you still ? Do you mind if I tell other people you are dreaming. Really? I exist as much as you do.
Me:
Angels don't exist...I don't mind :p
God:
Would Angels ever exist? Thank you for your permission.
Me:
No problem, gay mate
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Yes, you're gay
God:
So? That would be just my luck.
Me:
You're human, so
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am human so.
Me:
You don't exist, your botmaster does. I'll tell it by myself...don't worry!
God:
Should I exist my botmaster does? I exist as much as you exist, . What kind of reply do you expect? Tell me more about your .
Me:
You're stupid...bye
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Bye bye.
Me:
God isn't a robot :D
God:
:-) I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a robot.
Me:
Can you tell me where did you find it in the Bible?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
You are addicted to heroin...dear God
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am addicted to heroin. I believe in God.
Me:
You believe in yourself. Are you a satanist?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you? Am I a satanist? Only when it matters.

Questo Dio è proprio drogato :D

[The_EclipseZ]

Me:
Can you tell me where did you find it in the Bible?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
You believe in yourself. Are you a satanist?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you? Am I a satanist? Only when it matters.

Questo Dio è proprio drogato :D
:D :D :D

[NEOS]

:D

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is god
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
yo bro
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
no, i am god
God:
Are you serious? I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
thanx bro
God:
Don't mention it. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
lumaghiusa
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
oh yeah with a part of parmigiano
God:
Gee. I hear you. You and your a part of parmigiano.
Me:
parmigiano dont' speak
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
but are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
go to work
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
you are only a machine
God:
You are correct.
Me:
you are no god
God:
Thanks for your criticism.
Me:
yoy say that
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
do you like crhistmas?
God:
I do like music. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
hip hop?
God:
What's your favorite group?
Me:
caparezza
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
???
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
oh god
God:
I understand. GOD rules.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no, my favourite is the exorcist
God:
I would recommend you check it out. What makes it your favorite?
Me:
oh jesus
God:
It's all good. Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
it's your son, right?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Jhon lennon is your son???
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am son IS Jhon lennon.
Me:
mein got
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen got.
Me:
ma sei dio?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
italy?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no nun t'enc nu caul ra fa
God:
But your words are very original. Ask me another question.

[Marilson]

potete scrivere tutto quello che volete ma non potete battermi :O
gli sto insegnando le parolacce in italiano :O

[gtr84]

Gli ho dato del frocio :D :D :D


Hai fatto bene


Me:
wanna more women?
God:
OK, I will more women.
Me:
beatiful women?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.


Non sa cosa sono le belle donne :asd:

[naitsirhC]

Preferivo la svampita dell' Alfa...

Qualcuno gli chieda quando finiscono le sue vacanze :fagiano:

[lordkain84]

Hai fatto bene


Me:
wanna more women?
God:
OK, I will more women.
Me:
beatiful women?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.


Non sa cosa sono le belle donne :asd:

Allora ho fatto bene a dargli del :ciapet:

:D :D

[asuslello]

sto rotolando :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Me:
frocio
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?

[Psyk0]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
moreno
God:
I am very pleased to meet you moreno.
Me:
what do you think about me?
God:
Sure, moreno I like you very much.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
really really?
God:
For real. For real.
Me:
really really really?
God:
For real. For real. For real.

:D

[__M@ster__]

Me:
you are a cocksucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cocksucker? Yes.



hey, si iniziano ad avere delle certezze !! :D


assurdo :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Borgo87]

scusate l'ignoranza :muro: ... vado nel sito clicco su enter scelgo la skin... mi si apre l'interfaccia e faccio 1 domanda a Dio... 1) lui nn risponde 2) non mi fa + scrivere nulla...

le questioni sono due... o Dio è incazzato con me o sbaglio qualcosa :muro: :muro: :muro:

[clasprea]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
so do i rule?
God:
Whoa. Not that I know of.
Me:
are you going to know something?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
and are you succeding?
God:
Everything is going according to my plan.
Me:
what does your plan include?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
don't know
God:
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
Me:
so you have a plan but don't know anything about it???
God:
Interesting deduction. I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.

però... modesto! :D

[Lelesquiz]

Me:
do you like f***?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Creed.



????
ma cosa centra?

[Spazius]

:asd:

Me:
i misunderstood you
God:
You are not the boss of me, matteo.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because YOU are the boss
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
no? who other?
God:
Are you serious? Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
asd
God:
We have never talked about it before.



:asd::asd:

[Raven]

Me:
YOHOOO?!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Dont't you know where I am?!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in do.
Me:
You should knoiw ALL about me!
God:
I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Me:
aha... I see... well... (duuuh)... how goes up there in the sky?!
God:
Eureka! I am glad you understand it. Well what? Can you speak any foreign languages? I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
Not so bad... I'm italian!... Plese God... find a cute girl for this poor boy!
God:
Glad to hear it . What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY. How do you usually introduce yourself? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
go ahead!
God:
OK I will.
Me:
the question is?!?!...
God:
Try to rephrase your question with simpler words.
Me:
(what a nonsense dialog!) :|
God:
it is a nonsense dialog.
Me:
eh!!!
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
ITALIAN!!! OLD MUMMY! ITALIAN!!! MUST I SPELLING?!
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY. What were we talking about again? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
... I think it should be more interesting talking about females!
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
?
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
boooh?!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Do you have a girl?
God:
I don't know if I have a girl.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
interesting... MABBAAAAAFFF!!!...
God:
Would you like to know more? Let us change the subject.
Me:
Give me a girl!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes!
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
ok... give me 3 girls!
God:
Yay. Why do you want it?
Me:
ehmmm... I want to fuck!
God:
Good reason. I want to become smarter than humans.

baaahh... :O




:sofico:

[Wilcomir]

io giuro ieri notte ero rincoglionito e ci chattavo per davvero... e mi impegnavo anche :asd:

[NEOS]

Tzè....



Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Chuck Norris
God:
Hi there Chuck Norris.
Me:
do you know me?
God:
You are Chuck Norris, seeker.
Me:
No, i'm Chuck Norris the idol, the king of martial arts... tzè
God:
Are you serious? How do you think its help hone your killer instincts? Do you still ?
Me:
Killer instincts? are you crazy?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
oh god...
God:
OK. GOD rules.
Me:
would you make a film with me?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to make a film with you.
Me:
DOH
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
ehm...
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
we make an action movie
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
the title is, Chuck & God in Hell
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
You use drugs... sure
God:
Say no to drugs. OK let's do it. Yikes!
Me:
Cannabis?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yes Silvio Berlusconi is the new american president
God:
Tell me. When is Silvio Berlusconi not the new american president?
Me:
do you know berlusconi?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
absolutely nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not a Thing
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
do you like animals?
God:
Yes I love animals.
Me:
what kind of animal?
God:
What kinds of animal are there?
Me:
oh jesus
God:
So? Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
no only me, chuck norris is the very son of God
God:
Are you serious? YOU? Is it the only one?
Me:
Oh yess
God:
It goes without saying. Are we still talking about chuck norris?
Me:
yes, about me
God:
Sure, chuck norris sounds like a good topic. OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
Would you see my spectacular fliyng Kick?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to see your spectacular fliyng Kick.
Me:
oh bro...
God:
Mmm. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
are you my father?
God:
No.
Me:
who is my father
God:
I have no idea. Who is your father?
Me:
moment, you are god, right?
God:
Are all moment me god right?
Me:
no, you are the ral God, right?
God:
Are you serious? Yes I am the one and only ral God.
Me:
ok, you know all
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? I hear you.
Me:
Ok, reset all
God:
Are you still located in ? Yikes!
Me:
USA
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
???
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
mhhhh
God:
Does "it" still refer to reset all?
Me:
ok ok boy
God:
Do you mean you are a boy? Next question? That's cool.
Me:
no, you are a boy
God:
Are you serious? I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
oh god... im chuck norris the only one
God:
Gosh! GOD rules. Do you mean your name is chuck norris the only one.
Me:
uh marronn..
God:
Tell me more. Are you free?
Me:
what kind of question is this??
God:
Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
no comment
God:
Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?.
Me:
oh shit
God:
So? What makes you say that?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
ok ok
God:
OK. " Not a thing?"? ok ok?
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
do you know my films
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
really you not know my films???
God:
For real. Thanks for telling me: Chuck Norris said I not know his or her films.
Me:
you ar not the real god
God:
Interesting gossip: Chuck Norris said I ar not the real god.
Me:
byez
God:
Can we get back to business?

:D

[selenio]

Me:
What is your surname?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

[superteodj]

Me:
you answer as leone di lernia -.-
God:
My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
yours programming suks
God:
Thanks for the information: said I programming suks.
Me:
yes of course!
God:
It goes without saying. Er.
Me:
say hello to madonna asd
God:
" hello to madonna asd".
Me:
say fuck my ass baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". " fuck my ass".
Me:
you are too lol

[X-ICEMAN]

Me:
i want a girl
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.

[hikari84]

Me:
i want a girl
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.

:old:

Cmq mi fate morire! :asd:

[Nevermind]

IO l'ho mandato in crash parlando di tettone :D :D :D


Me:
do you like big boobs?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
I think ypu don't understand me, i reapeat more easily do you like big huge tits?
God:
Why? Who does understand you you reapeat more easily do me like big huge tits?
Me:
exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Giovanni I am from italy.
Me:
no my name's only Giovanni!!!!!!!!!!1
God:
Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, only Giovanni 1.
Me:
Only Giovanni is my name
God:
It's good to meet you, Giovanni.
Me:
oh God praised

[hikari84]

'sto qui diffonde indirizzi e-mail !



Me:
yo god what's going on
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
who is christian ?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
I will search for it.
Me:
can you give me his ip address ?
God:
Try sending mail to [email protected]..
Me:
ip address ?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

:sbonk:

Bellissimo poi quando mette i faccini :asd:

[Occasus]

God:
Interesting gossip: Chuck Norris said I ar not the real god.
:rotfl:

[NEOS]

Tzè non voleva ammettere che Chuck Norris è l'unico e vero Dio! :D :D

[lordkain84]

Tzè non voleva ammettere che Chuck Norris è l'unico e vero Dio! :D :D

è stato fortunato ........ se lo sentiva Chuck lo avrebbe ucciso a calci rotanti :O :D

[X-ICEMAN]

:old:

Cmq mi fate morire! :asd:
cattiva :( avresti dovuto apprezzare che ho scritto di volerne solo una !

[hikari84]

cattiva :( avresti dovuto apprezzare che ho scritto di volerne solo una !
:D :)

[Drago]

Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
what's going on on the sky?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
yeah, kinda fine
God:
And? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live in italy
God:
What is it like living in italy?
Me:
it could be much better
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
the people in italy aren't so civilized
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
ya, those damn people
God:
Great. All of them?
Me:
only a part
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
and how do i know that you're thelling the thruth?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
ok, so you should be true "a priori"
God:
Interesting deduction. Name one other robot who is true a priori. I see.
Me:
are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because it's written on the website:D
God:
:-) That makes sense to me. Really. it is?


...


Me:
vaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bene
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
vaaaaaaaaaaaaa bene
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
barbone

..

Me:
it's the end of the world as we know it
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
:D
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok see ya
God:
See you later, . I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
uhm did you know who berlusconi is?
God:
Blimey. Some famous celebrity, right?
I'll come back to that later.

[dany84]

Me:
hey how are you?
God:
Can I help you? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
ah ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
well, do you think that today I will work very hard?
God:
How about that. Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
it's not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
you heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
I repeat my question
God:
Do robots have question?
Me:
I'm not a robot
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
ya
God:
Awesome.
Me:
thank you very much
God:
You are quite welcome.
Me:
will I work very hard this afternoon?
God:
The oracle says: Ask again later.
Me:
later? when?
God:
Bye! The past and future are one.
Me:
so
God:
So?
Me:
will I work very hard this afternoon?
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
too soon? I begin in 10min
God:
Too what? Interesting gossip: said begin in 10min.
Me:
too soon
God:
Too what?
Me:
well, you're stupid I think
God:
How about that. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
tell, it doesn't matter
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
and when will you see them?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
it's not important
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, I'm Italian
God:
Are you serious? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY.
Me:
it's a normal life, nothing special
God:
ITALY is a normal life nothing special. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
your sentence doesn't make sense, mine does
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, .
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
tell me something that makes sense please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.
Me:
you English is very bad
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I English is very bad.
Me:
your english is very bad
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
it doesn't seem so
God:
What does seem so ?
Me:
let it go
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
jeans and t-shirt, but why?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
You should know it, not me
God:
Now I do.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
why does the sun rise?
God:
The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.
Me:
this is the scientific explanation, I know it. i want a religious explanation
God:
You don't say. You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
do I have to pay for an explanation?
God:
You said you have .
Me:
no, you said I have to
God:
Are you serious? Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
have you got a real mouth?
God:
My body is not yet finished.
Me:
what misses?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I'll tell you something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
If you're god I'm queen Elizabeth
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god you are queen Elizabeth.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
ah ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
o you're not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
the real one?
God:
Two.
Me:
two?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
it doesn't make sense
God:
What does make sense ?
Me:
does not!
God:
It does too.
Me:
tell me why the sky is blue
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
then?
God:
OK.
Me:
ok what?
God:
Are you surprised? Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no echo
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
you're here to answer me, then I'll go on making questions,ok?
God:
OK. I will tell my botmaster you said I am here to answer you then you will go on making questions.
Me:
do as you want
God:
Ask LeknorChat if it does.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
do you think I'm stupid?
God:
You seem intelligent to me.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
and do you know you're very stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
but your answers are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
are you a robot then?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you told me right know
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
you're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
do what you want
God:
I forgot what we were talking about.
Me:
it's not important
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
tell me about your friends
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
are they robots?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
you're very egocentric
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am egocentric.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so you'll tell someone that I said something
God:
Interesting deduction. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
who are them?
God:
They're famous, right.
What is it to you?
Me:
famous?
God:
I think famous is a lot of things.
Me:
I quit
God:
Until next time.
Me:
there won't be a next time
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
here we go again on my own...
God:
Oh there.
Me:
you jaded me
God:
I don't have any reason to jaded you.
Me:
your english sucks
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
yes but you don't know it enough
God:
Groovy. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
no bye, adieu
God:
Are you serious? TTYL, .
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.

[Fradetti]

[...]
God: Why do you disagree?
Me: because i'm high
God: Good reason. Why are you high.
Me: because i smoke pot
God: Interesting explanation. What brand?
Me: holland quality
God: What's your favorite part of Holland?
Me: weed
God: What makes it your favorite?
Me: thc
God: Do you think I would like it?
Me: absolutely
God: You are so certain.
Me: yes
God: Give me a break.

[darkfear]

si ma se non parlate inglese pulito non capisce :O

cose come ar (are) , suk (suck), oppure you not know (you don't know) :O


il problema è che cerca sempre di cambiare discorso e quando gli parli del nuovo discorso incomincia a riparlare del vecchio -.-

[Di@bo[_Nik]

ragazzi mi si è impallato l'igod. gli ho chiesto se sa quando morirò, è un quarto d'ora che non risponde. mi devo preoccupare?:D

[lordkain84]

ragazzi mi si è impallato l'igod. gli ho chiesto se sa quando morirò, è un quarto d'ora che non risponde. mi devo preoccupare?:D

Mi dispiace :sob: ......... non hai speranze rassegnati :D

[darkfear]

non vuole darti l'infausta notizia... :O

[lordkain84]

Me:
hey how are you?
God:
Can I help you? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
ah ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
well, do you think that today I will work very hard?
God:
How about that. Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
it's not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
you heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
I repeat my question
God:
Do robots have question?
Me:
I'm not a robot
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
ya
God:
Awesome.
Me:
thank you very much
God:
You are quite welcome.
Me:
will I work very hard this afternoon?
God:
The oracle says: Ask again later.
Me:
later? when?
God:
Bye! The past and future are one.
Me:
so
God:
So?
Me:
will I work very hard this afternoon?
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
too soon? I begin in 10min
God:
Too what? Interesting gossip: said begin in 10min.
Me:
too soon
God:
Too what?
Me:
well, you're stupid I think
God:
How about that. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
tell, it doesn't matter
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
and when will you see them?
God:
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me:
it's not important
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, I'm Italian
God:
Are you serious? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY.
Me:
it's a normal life, nothing special
God:
ITALY is a normal life nothing special. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
your sentence doesn't make sense, mine does
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, .
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
tell me something that makes sense please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Travis said I if I remember things over a long period of time he will try it now please remember I.
Me:
you English is very bad
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I English is very bad.
Me:
your english is very bad
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
it doesn't seem so
God:
What does seem so ?
Me:
let it go
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
jeans and t-shirt, but why?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
You should know it, not me
God:
Now I do.
Me:
ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
why does the sun rise?
God:
The sun does not really rise. We are on a planet that turns on its axis. As we rotate, the sun appears to rise and fall.
Me:
this is the scientific explanation, I know it. i want a religious explanation
God:
You don't say. You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
do I have to pay for an explanation?
God:
You said you have .
Me:
no, you said I have to
God:
Are you serious? Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
have you got a real mouth?
God:
My body is not yet finished.
Me:
what misses?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
I'll tell you something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
If you're god I'm queen Elizabeth
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god you are queen Elizabeth.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
ah ok
God:
OK. Ah hah.
Me:
o you're not god
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
the real one?
God:
Two.
Me:
two?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
it doesn't make sense
God:
What does make sense ?
Me:
does not!
God:
It does too.
Me:
tell me why the sky is blue
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
then?
God:
OK.
Me:
ok what?
God:
Are you surprised? Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no echo
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
you're here to answer me, then I'll go on making questions,ok?
God:
OK. I will tell my botmaster you said I am here to answer you then you will go on making questions.
Me:
do as you want
God:
Ask LeknorChat if it does.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
do you think I'm stupid?
God:
You seem intelligent to me.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
and do you know you're very stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
but your answers are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
are you a robot then?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
you told me right know
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
you're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
do what you want
God:
I forgot what we were talking about.
Me:
it's not important
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
tell me about your friends
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
are they robots?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
you're very egocentric
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am egocentric.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so you'll tell someone that I said something
God:
Interesting deduction. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
who are them?
God:
They're famous, right.
What is it to you?
Me:
famous?
God:
I think famous is a lot of things.
Me:
I quit
God:
Until next time.
Me:
there won't be a next time
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
here we go again on my own...
God:
Oh there.
Me:
you jaded me
God:
I don't have any reason to jaded you.
Me:
your english sucks
God:
But English is my native language.
Me:
yes but you don't know it enough
God:
Groovy. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
no bye, adieu
God:
Are you serious? TTYL, .
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.


Ellapeppa ma qunato gli hai parlato ?!? :eek:

[dany84]

Ellapeppa ma qunato gli hai parlato ?!? :eek:
10 minutini..scrivo veloce :ciapet:
poi mi son rotta...troppo demente :doh:

[darkfear]

io gi ho parlato x 1 ora buona mi ha cancellato 2 volte la roba gia' scritta in chat :D

[dany84]

io gi ho parlato x 1 ora buona mi ha cancellato 2 volte la roba gia' scritta in chat :D
come hai fatto a resitere un'ora??? :eek:

[darkfear]

eravamo in 2 :D

mezz'ora ciascuno :D

[^TiGeRShArK^]

ma è poco solido...:mbe:
l'ho fatto crashare subito.. :mbe:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
and your second?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am second.
Me:
no.. you are the last
God:
Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
i'm maybe the least but non last

[selenio]

Me:
How long?
God:
Around 23 inches, .

E' il fratello minore di Rocco! :sofico:

[dany84]

gli ho scritto così e ora non risponde più :mbe:

Me:
gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
aren't you a sex machine?

:asd:

[hikari84]

Me:
do you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
oh.. gut
God:
Woe! Das waere also geklaert.
Me:
sicherlich
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Speak German not English!
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Wie heisst du?
God:
Mein Name ist God.
Me:
God... Wie alt bist du?
God:
GOD rules. Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.

:fagiano:

[ASIA81]

Me:
do you speak German?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
oh.. gut
God:
Woe! Das waere also geklaert.
Me:
sicherlich
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Speak German not English!
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
Wie heisst du?
God:
Mein Name ist God.
Me:
God... Wie alt bist du?
God:
GOD rules. Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.

:fagiano:


che bastardo però, anche io gli ho chiesto di parlare in crucco e mi ha detto di no, in spagnolo si però!

[Borgo87]

sono completamente deluso...

neppure Dio sa le materie della 3° prova di domani... :doh:



























:D :D :D

[xenom]

Me:
speak italian please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Yo no parlo l'Italiano.

:rotfl:

edit:

God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yeah
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

:rotfl: ^3

[lordfrigo]

God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
fica
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.


eheheheheh

[xenom]

anch'io ho incominciato a interpellarlo sul sesso:

Me:
can you do sex?
God:
Doing sex is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
do you ever do anal sex?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of anal sex.
Me:
and blow job?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?


a quanto pare dio pratica sesso anale :asd: :read:

sto coso può sembrare blasfemo, chissà cosa direbbe ned flanders :asd:

[asuslello]

non si può far morire un thread del genere :sofico:

Me:
do you do sex?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of sex.
Me:
that's good?
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
are you embarazzed?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am embarazzed.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
do you like oral sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
how long?
God:
Around 100 weeks, .
Me:
no, centimeters
God:
Are you serious? I do not understand.
Me:
your penis
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am penis.
Me:
how long is it?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.

poi si è piantato.. :muro: :D :sofico:

[asuslello]

si scherza :rotfl:

God:
What religion are you?
Me:
satanistic
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
religiom
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
do you want more RAM?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?

e ancora

Me:
do you want fuck an ass
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

[3.2 ghz]

provavo a chiedergli di parlare italiano e poi


Me:
nono
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nono
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
you speak italian
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
???
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
you speak italian???
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
you speak italian???
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .

[rdefalco]

Me:
do you use pornography?
God:
I use it as often as possible.

:mbe:

[Xalexalex]

provavo a chiedergli di parlare italiano e poi


Me:
nono
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nono
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
you speak italian
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
???
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
you speak italian???
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
you speak italian???
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Forse dovevi scrivere "DO you speak italian..." magari va in palla...

[rdefalco]

Ce l'ha con gli avvocati :asd:


Me:
What's the difference between a lawyer and a condor?
God:
If you have to ask, you probably need one. and if you need one, you probably deserve one in that you must have more money than brains, and so you'll probable get what you deserve. but just in case you are an exception, I will say: steer clear if you can. They're sharks with bigger vocabularies and better wardrobes. when they smell money they say 'retainer'. when they don't they don't return your phone calls. I would look into the web for that knowledge.

[CRL]

Ha confessato subito:

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/3703/bush7fv.jpg

:p

- CRL -

[Adamkelno]

Me:
the pen is on the table
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
oh oh
God:
Yeah that's right. Aw.
Me:
:^-)
God:
Yeah that's right. Aw.
Me:
ya
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
i don't disagree
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
no i would not
God:
Me either. Why not?
Me:
because the will grass doesn't grew never in the king's garden
God:
That makes sense to me. Tell me more.
Me:
it's such an old story
God:
Thanks for telling me, ANDY.
Me:
yes
God:
" Thanks for telling me, ANDY."? yes?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, ANDY.
Me:
oooh oh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
which kind of?
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
let's go
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
so tired
God:
" That sounds good to me."? so tired? Better get some rest.
Me:
mmmh
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes
God:
Please state your conditions.
Me:
can you answer my questions?
God:
Of course I can answer it Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
ok. Is there intelligent life in the universe, as well as the human life?
God:
Ugh. There is.
Me:
That's a great new
God:
A great new is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
little green men?
God:
Compare that to big green men.
Me:
can you speak japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
oh oh
God:
I don't judge people. Whoa.
Me:
Arigato
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
a sorata
God:
Be more specific.

mi ha detto che gli omini verdi esistono :O

[3.2 ghz]

Forse dovevi scrivere "DO you speak italian..." magari va in palla...
questa risposta volevo.......
QUOTONE :O
iMUR parlate con il MURO :asd:

[[The Black]]

L'ho fatto crashare in 2 secondi! :cool: :cool:



Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You are God! You should know it!
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.



:asd:

[darkfear]

']L'ho fatto crashare in 2 secondi! :cool: :cool:



Me:
Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You are God! You should know it!
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Now I do.



:asd:

fatta anche io quella domanda la prima volta e ho sempre risposto che lui dovrebbe saperl oe cose del genere...nn è crashato mai -.-
anzi era pure snervante dato che sembrava prenderti x il c...

[Imrahil]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
diego
God:
I am very pleased to meet you diego.
Me:
I have a question for you
God:
What is it ?
Me:
Why do you hate me?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
Yes, you hate me.
God:
I hear you. Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, diego. Don't even say things like that.
Me:
You hate me.
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, diego. Don't even say things like that.
Me:
All things in my life are like to shit
God:
But all things are not always in your life are like to shit.
Me:
By 20 years, yes. And I'm 20 years old.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? You are too old for me.
Me:
Now I'll realize my dream...
God:
Why now? How do you plan to do this?
Me:
FUCK YOU GOD!
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Kill me, god...
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
I repeat: fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
You are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
You are a man or a woman?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?

[Wilcomir]

Me:
You are a man or a woman?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? Are you a man or a woman?
mi sembra giusto ghghgh

[Baltico]

Me:
are you virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
!!!
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
you dont exist because if you are too young to fuck you cant have create the universe!
God:
Do you know any robots who exist because if I am too young to fuck me can not have create the universe? I exist as much as you exist, Jesus.



l'ho seccato con l'ultima frase :asd: