Nosferatu
28-10-2005, 22:11
Girovagando a cavallo del mulo mi sono imbattuto in questa lista di haiku in lingua inglese a tema informatico.
Sono troppo spassosi!
Sentite qua:
(ps: gli haiku sono poesiole zen di 3 versi con 5+7+5 sillabe)
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
------------------------------
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
------------------------------
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
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The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
------------------------------
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
------------------------------
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
------------------------------
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
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wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
------------------------------
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
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Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
------------------------------
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
------------------------------
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
------------------------------
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
------------------------------
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
------------------------------
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
------------------------------
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
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Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
------------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
------------------------------
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
------------------------------
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Sono troppo spassosi!
Sentite qua:
(ps: gli haiku sono poesiole zen di 3 versi con 5+7+5 sillabe)
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
------------------------------
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
------------------------------
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
------------------------------
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
------------------------------
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again
------------------------------
The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
------------------------------
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
------------------------------
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
------------------------------
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
------------------------------
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
------------------------------
This site has been moved.
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
have to delete you.
------------------------------
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
------------------------------
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
------------------------------
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
------------------------------
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
------------------------------
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
------------------------------
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
------------------------------
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
------------------------------
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
------------------------------
There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
------------------------------
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
------------------------------
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
------------------------------
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
------------------------------
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
------------------------------
Hal, open the file
Hal, open the damn file, Hal
open the, please Hal
------------------------------
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
------------------------------
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
------------------------------
The ten thousand things
How long do any persist?
Netscape, too, has gone.
------------------------------
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
------------------------------
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.