[Marilson]

appendice:

Me:
what about the virgin mary?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
i suppose she aint that virgin, right?
God:
Since when? Oh I get it. aint that virgin right.
Me:
a woman is supposed to lose her virginity to get pregnant
God:
Aren't all woman supposed to lose her virginity to get pregnant?
Me:
yes they are, so that's why the virgin mary aint virgin
God:
Aw. that is why the virgin mary aint virgin are they.
Me:
did you have ever had sex with the virgin mary?
God:
No I don't think I have any ever had sex with the virgin mary. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
let me guess.. jesus aint your real son. right?
God:
Go ahead, , try to guess. he is The Son of God. I am glad we agree.
Me:
but we dont fucking agree, cocksucker, he aint definitely your son
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you didnt have sex with his mother
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not have sex with his mother?
Me:
so you did! freakin'asshole!
God:
Interesting deduction. I did not. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
so you did it or not?
God:
Interesting deduction. Did I really?
Me:
i hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
im glad you're
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
not exaclty, sex makes a world a better place
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
you should have some sex sometimes
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
dont forget condoms
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
but you should since you'll never get enough
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
keep that in mind
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.