Sòla evolution

[Hakuna Matata]

Stavolta sono diventati più furbi, hanno preso il mio cognome sul sito e mi hanno creato il famoso zio ricco che lascia l'eredità :D
Questa è stata la mia risposta.
Please translate this: Ma vattela a pijà 'nder qulo te , tu nonno e Michael Mucci :muro:


From Barr. Joseph Kemas
B.P.6018 Lome Togo

Dear Sir,

I am Barrister. Joseph Kemas, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr.Michael Mucci, a national of your country, who used to work with Stella Minerals PTY LTD Cotonou. An oil exploration Company. Herein after shall be referred to as my client. On 21st of April 2004, my client his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Affilawayo Road . All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

Since then I have made several inquiries to locate any of my client’s extended relatives but this has also, proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance house where his huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, Stallion Finance Company where the deceased had a premium account valued at about Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($8,500.000) has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over a year now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($8.500.000) can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money 60% to me and 40% to you. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.

All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Best regards,
Barr. Joseph Kemas.

[Northern Antarctica]

Stavolta sono diventati più furbi, hanno preso il mio cognome sul sito e mi hanno creato il famoso zio ricco che lascia l'eredità :D
Questa è stata la mia risposta.
Please translate this: Ma vattela a pijà 'nder qulo te , tu nonno e Michael Mucci :muro:


From Barr. Joseph Kemas
B.P.6018 Lome Togo

Dear Sir,

I am Barrister. Joseph Kemas, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr.Michael Mucci, a national of your country, who used to work with Stella Minerals PTY LTD Cotonou. An oil exploration Company. Herein after shall be referred to as my client. On 21st of April 2004, my client his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Affilawayo Road . All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

Since then I have made several inquiries to locate any of my client’s extended relatives but this has also, proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the finance house where his huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, Stallion Finance Company where the deceased had a premium account valued at about Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($8,500.000) has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over a year now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($8.500.000) can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money 60% to me and 40% to you. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.

All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Best regards,
Barr. Joseph Kemas.


no, che hai fatto! Non dovevi rispondere così! Magari mi arrivasse a me una mail del genere...

La prossima volta segui le istruzioni di questo sito!!!!!!

http://www.419eater.com

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Hakuna Matata]

joekemas@myway.com
Questa è la sua mail, se ti serve usala , io non ho pazienza :D

[Northern Antarctica]

joekemas@myway.com
Questa è la sua mail, se ti serve usala , io non ho pazienza :D

c'era un link che non ricordo dove c'era un generatore automatico online di risposte a queste lettere che ti consentiva di prenderli in giro per un po' ma non riesco a rintracciarlo :fagiano: :D

[plut0nz]

l'avete letta quella storia di quello che è riuscito addirittura a farsi mandare 5 euro dal truffatore spacciandosi per una ricca donna sola (e pure figa) :D :D :D

cmq non sono sempre così simpatiche ste truffe...ci sono stati 2 pensionati che sono stati uccisi in Nigeria...erano andati a prendere la loro parte di soldi e sono stati uccisi.. :rolleyes:

[Hakuna Matata]

FROM: MRS.VERONICA NANI MBOMAH,
HOUSE NO76 APPO TAAMI CRECENT BULAWAYO 0061 BULAWAYO ZIMBABWE,

I NEED YOUR HUMBLE HELP.

DEAR DIRECTOR /C.E.O,

How are you and your family? With hope you all are doing okay. I am MRS.VERONICA NANI MBOMAH, The wife of late KARAMU IZANDA MBOMAH, who was murdered On the 29th July 2004 by the Zimbabwean veterans and iritic black People, I write on behalf of Mbomas family to request if you are available and have the facility to assist my family undertake some capital investment In your country: Before the death of my husband on the 29th of July 2004, he was a prosperous tobacco and coffee farmer in Bulawayo Zimbabwe and one of the major sponsors of the opposition party movement for Democratic change (M.D.C.) in Zimbabwe. I am writing you from Bulawayo North of Zimbabwe.I got your contact address through Zimbabwe Chamber of Commerce, and decided to write to you for assistance.

I write to ask for your special assistance to a family shattered by government led by the dictator President Robert Mugabe and his (ZANU-PF) ruling party. I am probably of the land and farm crisis in Zimbabwe, the Government secretly sponsored the war veterans and some rich farmers who are opposed to his consistent stay in power and his radical and unnecessary reforms targeted at his political opponents. This action has led to the killing of some member of the opposition party including my husband (KARAMU IZANDA MBOMAH), who did not support this ill-fated actions and this continued some dangers and so he smuggled out the sum of US$16.5M. (Sixteen million Five Hundred thousand united state dollars.), to South Africa since it is the nearest neighboring country and deposited it in a finance company with intention of using it for the purchase of new farm machinery and chemicals for Agricultural purposes in South Africa as well as purchase of new hectors of land in Swaziland.

On the 29th July 2004, the war veteran and some supporters of (ZANU-PF) ruling party came into our compound and axed my husband to death. Since then they have been terrorizing my only son, PAUL MBOMAH, but I succeeded to work for his escape to neighboring country South Africa as a political asylum seeker (refugee), but his Position in South Africa does not permit him to open an Account or normalize his fund for any meaningful business Transaction in South Africa since he does not have a South Africa identity card. That is why I want this fund to be transferred into your designated Account overseas, so that you will assist him to invest it in your country.

If you agree to assist us, we have two option for you, we have agree to go into investment partnership with you and your family in your country or in alternative, we offer you 25% of the money for your assistance, 5% will be for any possible expenses that might be incurred in the process of this transaction. While 70% will be for our family investment in your Country, through your assistance, I want you to understand that this fund is purely a family fund/money and not drug money or terrorist money, nor could it be classified as Government fund or money laundering affairs and it could be substantiated by relevant authorities by our Attorney. It is family fund but turned confidential because I do not want my Son to be trace to where he is presently. If you are interested in assisting us, kindly contact my Son on this number (00+27-8209-38111)or(EMAIL: paul_1mboma@yahoo.com) I need your urgent and confidential response Please, and dont forget to write back to me to enable me instruct my son to work with you.

THANKS,MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
KIND REGARDS MRS.VERONICA NANI MBOMAH.
(FOR THE FAMILY)
BULAWAYO ZIMBABWE.

[Hakuna Matata]

Mr. John A. Mphela Writes;
Attn:The Director,

I got your contact and profile through international commerce and industry directory (Alibaba), and I believe that you will be Trustworthy and capable before I took the courage to contact you in this matter.

It is all about to seek for your cooperation to transfer some funds from a commercial bank in Johannesburg to any trusted account you may recommend/nominate in your country
for investment use, the sum is amounting to $18,500,000.00 (Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) .I was involved on my normal auditing job with a commercial bank in my Gauteng Province when I discover a dormant/floating with balance of the aforesaid sum, and from my investigation I found out that the account died so many years back living no name as heirs of the account/money,thereore, I want you to act as the heirs of the account, and nominate an account to receive the money
as the beneficiary, you will be entitled to 20% of the total sum after transfer is completed.

Therefore, if you're interested, quickly reply back with your direct phone# for more details and procedures.
Please treat as urgent and very confidential.
Regards,
Mr. John Atterbury Mphela
N/b; send your reply to email: ja_mphela@yahoo.com or
call+27 835 193 913

[Hakuna Matata]

MONICA MALAWE

TEL:27-73-857-7544
JOHANNESBURG,
SOUTH AFRICA.

(PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL)



ATTN: SIR,


I got your contact courtesy of the South African chamber of commerce and Industry business Directory here in Johannesburg,My name is MRS MONICA MALAWE the former wife of DEFENCE MINISTER GABRIEL MALAWE of the republic of GABON in Central Africa.I and my only son are presently residing in Johannesburg, South Africa where we are seeking political Asylum following the latest dissolution of our 25 year-old MARRIAGE.

Before my marriage with the defence minister Gabriel MALAWE finally broke-up, I was able to move out some reasonable sum of Money in US$ currencies out of the Presidential Villa in Libraville, which I intend to invest for myself and my only son. This fund amounts to a total of US$15M(fifteen Million US dollars)and this money is safely kept in the security vault of a private security company in Johannesburg pending when I will find a trusted foriegn business partner.

I am interested in any business you think can be very viable in your country as long as the business will not fail me because the lives of me and my son depends on this money as we may never in life go back to his father who outrightly abandoned us. In your reply please indicate a few businesses you hink will be of mutual benefit to both myself and yourself. We will be glad to part with a reasonable percentage of the total fund to you for all your assistance towards moving this money out of johanesburg to your country and helping us in term of reasonable investment opportunities that will be of mutual benefit to my family and also your humble self.

Please indicate your willings and also include your private phone and fax numbers for quickercommunication, the above numbers are my private telephone numbers. For further enquiries, you may wish to call me or my son on above number maintain confidentiality of this previllaged piece of information and proposal as it is never wish of me and my son that His father(gabriel malawe)ever know our wayabout for life. Hoping to meet you very soon as our business relationship improves.

God bless you as we await your favourable reply,

MRS MONICA MALAWE AND PRINCE EDWARD MALAWE.

[Hakuna Matata]

Mr. John A. Mphela Writes;
Attn:The Director,

I got your contact and profile through commerce and
industry directory before I took the
courage to contact you in this matter .

It is all about to seek for your cooperation to transfer
some funds from a commercial bank in Johannesburg to any
trusted account you may recommend/nominate in your country
for investment use, the sum is amounting to $18,500,000.00
(Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) .
I was inovled on my normal audtiting job with a commercial
bank in my Gauteng Provience when I discover a
dormant/floating with balance of the aforesaid sum, and
from my investigation I found out that the account died so
many years back living no name as heirs of the
accoun/money,thereore, I want you to act as the heirs of
the account, and nominate an account to recieve the money
as the beneficiary,you will be entilted to 20% of the total
sum after transfer is completed.

Therefore, if you're interested, quickly reply back with
your direct phone# for more details and proceedures.
Please treat as urgent and very confidential.
Regards,
Mr. John Atterbury Mphela
N/b; send your reply to email: ja_mphela@yahoo.com or
call+27 835 193 913

[giovane acero]

c'era un link che non ricordo dove c'era un generatore automatico online di risposte a queste lettere che ti consentiva di prenderli in giro per un po' ma non riesco a rintracciarlo :fagiano: :D

Questo? (http://www.flooble.com/fun/reply.php) ;)
L'avevi postato tu... :D

[Hakuna Matata]

Vi potete divertire per un bel pò con queste, ne ricevo 3 o 4 a settimana, basta chiedere :D

[Northern Antarctica]

Ho pronta la risposta! Generata automaticamente:

http://www.flooble.com/fun/reply.php

:D :D :D :D

Dear Veronica Nani Mbomah.
I am replying in regard to the BUSINESS PROPOSAL that you have sent me a couple of days ago.

First of all, I want to relay to you how saddened I am to hear of what has befallen your Husband, Dr. Karamu Izanda Mbomah. While I never heard of him before, as I do not generally keep up to date on the affairs of Zimbabwe, your letter left me with little doubt that his was a career filled with success and achievements. I'm sure Dr. Izanda Mbomah's plight will find many sympathizers among the honest people of your great nation.

As I have stated, I do not follow the events in your part of the world too closely, but from what I did hear of Zimbabwe, the events detailed in your letter do not surprise me in the least. It is outrageous that such a horrible injustice can take place at the dawn of the Twenty First century.

But I would like to discuss your proposal. It could not have come at a better time. You see, just last week, I have received a confidential letter from Angola. It was from a man named J. DeLacroix, who is the Representative of General Heratio Broneida, the recently Killed Chairman of the National Bank in that country.

This man's letter explained how after his Client's death there is a significant amount of money being sought by the General Broneida's enemies in Angola. It then went on to ask for my help in moving the money (a total of EIGHT MILLION - $8000000 U.S. Dollars) out of Angola and into my account, promising to pay me a percentage of the sum as compensation for my part of the operation.

In his letter, J. DeLacroix requested complete secrecy, so while I have shared this information with you because you seem to be in a very similar situation, I am sure you will appreciate the need to not share this highly confidential information with any of your other contacts.

I was quite ready to offer J. DeLacroix my assistance with the transfer his Client's money when I got your letter. You see, I have performed poorly at my job this year, and did not receive a yearly bonus from my employer. Therefore, I believe that if I were to transfer a large amount of money (even as much as ONE HUNDRED SIXTY FIVE - $16.5 Million DOLLARS, the amount your are proposing to move), the authorities would simply believe this to be my bonus and it would not raise eyebrows or trigger any red flags.

In truth, initially receiving your letter within mere days after getting J. DeLacroix's, I was a little skeptical as to the honesty of your claims. However, after thinking about it a lot yesterday, I have come to realise that this is an indicator that the situation in countries like Zimbabwe and Angola is much less stable what is portrayed by our government and media. This deception of the masses is outrageous and I for one will write letters to various people demanding it come to a stop.

However, the current situation represents a bit of a dilemma for me. You see, while I would be happy to acommodate you both, I do not want to run the risk of detection by both the Angolan Intelligence Service and their counterpart in Zimbabwe, as such risk would put all parties in excessive (and in my eyes - unacceptable) jeopardy. So it is after long hours of being torn between caution and compassion to both your causes, that I have decided that I dare risk accepting only one of the offers.

Do not worry however, while J. DeLacroix's offer is more lucrative to me financially, I firmly believe that in such situations, financial gain must take a back seat in favor of ethics and integrity... Therefore, my decision in this matter has to be made primarily based upon the seriousness of your situation, as well as that of General Broneida's Representative. I would appreciate you getting back to me at your earliest convenience to let me know why you, and the estate of your esteemed Husband are more worthy of my aid than General Heratio Broneida. Also, in finding me, you have demonstrated that you are a man of many connections, in your own country as well as abroad. If through your associates in the information gathering sphere you come upon any information leading you to believe J. DeLacroix to be disingenuous or not worthy of my help, I am sure you will relay such information to me with all expedience, as it will greatly benefit your own cause.

I eagerly await to hear back from you with the pertinent information, and would like to assure you that I approach our dealings with all the secrecy and gravity that the situation requires.

Your Friend.

[Northern Antarctica]

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infatti poi l'ho ritrovato (vedi sopra) :D