C# Achievements

[gugoXX]

Achievements .Net (focalizzati piu' su C#)

Immaginate se Visual Studio supportasse gli achievements, come i videogiochi della XBOX e PS3.

Ecco qui una possibile lista proposta:

* Job Security – Written a LINQ query with over 30 lines of code
* The Sword Fighter – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with zero code changes
* Shotgun Debugging – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with a single character change
* The Mathematician – Defined 15 local variables with a single character name
* The Academic – Written 1000 lines of F#
* Spaghetti Monster – Written a single line with more than 300 characters
* Falling Down – Created a new SharePoint project
* Wild One – Mixed tabs and spaces for indentation more than 5 times in a single line
* The Organizer – Created a Solution with more than 50 projects
* The Portal – Created a circular project dependency
* The Multitasker – Have more than 50 source files open at the same time
* The Code Keeper – Uninstalled Resharper because it made you redundant
* Pasta Chef – Created a class with more than 100 fields, properties or methods
* Procedural Programmer – Created a method with more than 10 out parameters
* Steam Powered – Added Visual Studio as a Steam game
* The Poet – Written a source file with more than 10,000 lines
* The Enterprise – Build Solution took more than 10 minutes
* Highway to Hell – Successfully created a WCF service
* The Explainer – Written a comment with more than 100 words
* TPS Reports – Created a Crystal Reports Project
* Rage Quit – ALT+F4 after a failed bug fix
* Ooooh Shiny – Written 100 extensions methods
* Look Ma – Written an infinite Fibonacci generator using yield
* The Engineer – Killed a zombie with The Wrench
* The Architect – Created 25 Interfaces in a single project
* The Right Way – Test method is longer than the tested method
* The Defender – Checked every argument for null exceptions
* Pokemon Programming – Caught all the exceptions
* Black Magic – Implemented a RealProxy
* Gimme back my ASM – Used ILGenerator
* I’m Sorry – Created a new Visual Basic Project
* The SEO Expert – ASP.NET MVC Routing table with more than 100 routes
* The Matrix – Windows Forms with more than 100 controls
* The Daredevil – UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep
* Just a Test – Nested multiline C-style comments that caused a compilation error
* Warm Bath – Successfully consumed a non .NET SOAP web service
* Old School – Defined more than 100 static objects
* The Cloner – Copy-pasted more than 50 lines
* The Dependency – Referenced more than 30 projects
* Paying the bills – Imported a Visual Basic project
* First Hit – Included a Codeproject.com library into your project and it actually compiled
* Paula – Define a firstname field with value Brillant
* Every Option Considered – Created an enum with more than 30 values

[banryu79]

* The Sword Fighter – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with zero code changes
* The Multitasker – Have more than 50 source files open at the same time
* The Explainer – Written a comment with more than 100 words
* The Architect – Created 25 Interfaces in a single project
* The Right Way – Test method is longer than the tested method
* The Daredevil – UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep
* The Cloner – Copy-pasted more than 50 lines

Celo (in Java) :asd:


* Paula – Define a firstname field with value Brillant
Questa si riferisce ad un famoso wtf (http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The_Brillant_Paula_Bean.aspx)


* The Engineer – Killed a zombie with The Wrench

Questa invece non l'ho capita/non so a cosa si riferisce...

[Tommo]

Questa invece non l'ho capita/non so a cosa si riferisce...

Mi sa che è un'achievement di Left 4 Dead buttato la :D

[tomminno]

Non ne capisco assolutamente il senso. :cry:

[banryu79]

Non ne capisco assolutamente il senso. :cry:
Perchè non c'è niente da capire, serve solo a farsi 4 risate :D
E con questa aggiungo:

* The Useless Mentor - supply superflous explanation in spam topics

da non confondere con il famigerato "Captain Obvious", che è un'altra cosa:

http://funnypicsofanything.com/upload/3794-5239/captain-obvious-road-sign.jpg

[gugoXX]

Non ne capisco assolutamente il senso. :cry:

Sono medagliette o nastrini.
Attaccati le medagliette che hai acquisito, come fossi un Generale USA :asd:

[Kralizek]

Sono medagliette o nastrini.
Attaccati le medagliette che hai acquisito, come fossi un Generale USA :asd:

anche l'esercito italiano ce l'ha!

a dirla tutta 3/4 degli ufficiali con cui ho avuto a che fare hanno giusto la bandiera "nigeriana" che vuol dire 25 anni di servizio nelle FFAA...

pagnottari...

[RaouL_BennetH]

omg.... mi riconosco nel 99% degli .... achievements...

vabbè.. mi consolo pensando che presto sarò generale o segretario alla difesa va... :cry: