Red River Valley
03-03-2002, 22:37
"Dr. H. Paul Shuch" wrote:
MESSAGE FROM OUTER SPACE ALIENS CONTACT NASA: "QUIT SENDING US YOUR STUPID JUNK"
WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - History was changed forever yesterday when NASA
received a transmission from an alien species. The brief message,
addressed to "[email protected]," read simply:
Humans --
Please discontinue sending stupid unsolicited transmissions and debris to
us. We have received several metallic craft bearing objects, crude
drawings, and disks which play noises when scratched with crystal-tipped
needles. We don't know who "Bach" is, but tell him for us that he should
consider another profession. Honestly, we receive thousands of unsolicited
transmissions and craft from societies such as yourself to the point where
they become a great nuisance, so discontinue this practice immediately or
we will be forced to report you to your information provider or, more
simply, blow up your stupid planet and all your stupid life-forms.
Send your junk to the Gezor -- they have all the class and intelligence of
stewed clazin.
Regards,
Elinzoa Glppaducc
Information Processing Coordinator
The Shati-Makal
NASA immediately cancelled plans to send up a time capsule containing a CD
of the Ricky Martin hit, "Livin' La Vida Loca", and a VHS copy of "Friends."
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H. Paul Shuch, Ph.D., CFII, FBIS
Executive Director, The SETI League, Inc.
433 Liberty Street, PO Box 555
Little Ferry NJ 07643 USA
voice (201) 641-1770; fax (201) 641-1771
[email protected] www.setileague.org
Project Argus station FN11LH
"We Know We're Not Alone!"
:D :D :D
Red River Valley (http://astrofili.org/~radioastronomia/seti/setiitalia.htm)
http://digilander.iol.it/grupporigel/immagini/fumetti/meteoritimarte.jpg
MESSAGE FROM OUTER SPACE ALIENS CONTACT NASA: "QUIT SENDING US YOUR STUPID JUNK"
WASHINGTON, DC (DPI) - History was changed forever yesterday when NASA
received a transmission from an alien species. The brief message,
addressed to "[email protected]," read simply:
Humans --
Please discontinue sending stupid unsolicited transmissions and debris to
us. We have received several metallic craft bearing objects, crude
drawings, and disks which play noises when scratched with crystal-tipped
needles. We don't know who "Bach" is, but tell him for us that he should
consider another profession. Honestly, we receive thousands of unsolicited
transmissions and craft from societies such as yourself to the point where
they become a great nuisance, so discontinue this practice immediately or
we will be forced to report you to your information provider or, more
simply, blow up your stupid planet and all your stupid life-forms.
Send your junk to the Gezor -- they have all the class and intelligence of
stewed clazin.
Regards,
Elinzoa Glppaducc
Information Processing Coordinator
The Shati-Makal
NASA immediately cancelled plans to send up a time capsule containing a CD
of the Ricky Martin hit, "Livin' La Vida Loca", and a VHS copy of "Friends."
--------------------------------
H. Paul Shuch, Ph.D., CFII, FBIS
Executive Director, The SETI League, Inc.
433 Liberty Street, PO Box 555
Little Ferry NJ 07643 USA
voice (201) 641-1770; fax (201) 641-1771
[email protected] www.setileague.org
Project Argus station FN11LH
"We Know We're Not Alone!"
:D :D :D
Red River Valley (http://astrofili.org/~radioastronomia/seti/setiitalia.htm)
http://digilander.iol.it/grupporigel/immagini/fumetti/meteoritimarte.jpg