Southpark meets World of Warcraft [Archivio]

miciopazzo198x

09-10-2006, 22:41

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Episode 10x08
"Make Love, Not Warcraft."

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Transcript: www.spscriptorium.com
Sous-titres: Daffy084

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Oh, dude! I just took the biggest crap.

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Hey, where are you guys?

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We're over here, by the cart.

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Okay, I'm back.

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Dude! We've been waiting forever!

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Well, I'm sorry, I had to take a dump!

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If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't
have diarrhea all the time, fatass!

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Hey, I don't need to take
any lip from a frickin' girl!

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( I think Kyle is kind
a dressed funny, hahaaha)

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Heheh, totally, heheh.

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Come on, we have to finish
the quest in Stonehaven.

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Stan? Staan?

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Hang on, guys, my dad wants something.

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- Stan?!
- What?!

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You've been on your
computer all weekend.

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Shouldn't you go out and
socialize with your friends?

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I am socializing, r-tard.

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I'm logged on to an MMORPG with
people from all over the world,

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and getting xp with my party using teamspeak!

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I'm not a r-tard.

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All right, sorry guys. So where to now?

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See where I am? It's this way.

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Yeah, come on, let's go!

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I am the mightiest
dwarf in all of Azeroth!

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Wow, look at all these people playing right now.

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Yeah, it's bullcrap.

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I'll bet half these of these people are Koreans.

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Oh crap! It's that guy again!

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Who is this?

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This is the guy that kept
killing us after you went to bed!

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Get out of here, asshole!

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He's a way higher level
than us. It isn't fair.

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It's all right. He can't kill us
unless we agree to duel.

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- Oh my God, he killed Kenny!
- You bastard!

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Don't you have better things to do
than going online killing people?!

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No! I don't want them to
start over at the graveyard!

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That son of a bitch!

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Who is that guy?

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Whoever he is,
he is one tough badass.

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World of Warcraft support line.

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Yeah, we bought your game, and played
it online, but every time we log in,

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some other player comes in and kills us!

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O..ohhh that shouldn't happen.

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We designed the game so that
players have to agree to a duel

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before they can kill each other.

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- Yeah? Well this guy does it anyway!
- He's a Goddamned butthole!

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Really? That's odd.

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More people calling in about
their characters getting killed.

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Oh no.

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Well, we'll certainly
keep a look out for

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that player and ban him from the network.

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Better tell the guys upstairs.

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Fellow board members, we have a problem:

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somebody in the World of Warcraft
is ignoring the World's rules ...

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and is going around killing innocent players.

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Why kill innocent players?
The game is about finishing quests.

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We've got to delete
him from the servers.

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We can't.

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Whoever this player is, he has
played World of Warcraft so much,

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that he has reached a level
we thought unreachable.

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He's actually able to kill our admins.
And he grows stronger every day.

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Jesus...

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I've gotta get home!

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My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!

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Jim, your kids' characters
are already dead.

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No...

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No...

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They just started playing!

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What kind of person would do this?

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Only one kind.

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Whoever this player is, he has
played World of Warcraft

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nearly every hour of every day
for the past year and a half.

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Gentlemen, we are dealing
with someone here who...

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has absolutely no life.

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How do you kill...
that which has no life?

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Randy, you workin' on
that sediment analysis?

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Not now, Nelson.

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I just joined a big party
of night elves and we're gonna

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the Tower of Azora together.

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Is that a computer game?

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No, r-tard, it's an MMORPG.

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These are real people I'm playing with.
See, I'm a hunter, level 2.

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I can chat with all these other people.
I can even wave to this guy, see?

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"Hello."

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In the outside world, I'm a
simple geologist, but in here...

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I am Valkorn, Defender of the Alliance.

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I've braved the Fargo deep mine to feed
it the bloodfish at Jaro d's Landing.

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Looks like that guy just killed you.

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What?? Why?? Why?!

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My friends: as you all know,
some giant butthole keeps logging on to

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Warcraft and killing all our characters.

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The past ...four nights we've tried to play,
he shows up and kills us!

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He killed my character right
in the middle of a quest!

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Mine too!

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We've learned that the four of us can't fight him alone.

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But, if we all log in together!
we might have a chance.

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Hey yeah!

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We can really stick it to
that assm-m-muncher!

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Are you guys dumb? We can't
beat him, even with all of us.

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It's a waste of time.

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- Due, we have to try.
- I've got better things to do.

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Clyde, Clyde!

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If you had a chance right now
to go back in time and stop Hitler,

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wouldn't you do it?

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I mean, I personally wouldn't stop
him because I think he was awesome,

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but you would, right?

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I'm just gonna stop playing.

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When Hitler rose to power there were a
lot of people who just stopped playing.

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You know who those people were?

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- The French! Are you French, Clyde?
- No.

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- Want you to sleep with me, Clyde?
- All right all right, I'll do it!

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So what's the p-plan?

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All right, you all login from
your computers at precisely 7:30.

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We will meet here, on the plain
of the elven forest near Westfall.

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- My friends, to victory!
- To victory!

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I don't play World of Warcraft.

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Butters, you said you were
on your computer all the time!

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Yeah, but I'm playing
Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

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Butters, go buy World of Warcraft,
install it on your computer,

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and join the online sensation
before we all murder you.

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O-oh, o-oh, a-alright. All right then.

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All right, you guys, this is it!

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When the attack begins,
all warriors click on defensive stance.

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Everyone else, wait for Craig
to cast his intellect box.

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- Okay.
- Got it.

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The battle is sure to be long,

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so make sure you all have your special
abilities macroed to your keyboards.

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All right, Eric.
You can c-c-count on us.

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Timmy!

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This shall be a day for all to remember!

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Let us bravely charge
the fields of Azeroth!

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Hey fellas!

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Boy, this is neato, huh?

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Butters? What the hell are you doing?

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I got World of Warcraft, like you said.

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You can't be the dwarf character,
Butters, I'm the dwarf.

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Well, there's only like
four races to choose from

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So pick another one! I'm the dwarf,
you stupid asshole!

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Log out, create a new character,
and log back in!

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I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure
a lot more 'n this stuff.

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Come on, let's do this!

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Yeah, my mom says
I have to be in bed at 9:30.

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Then let's move out!

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Look! There he is!

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Everyone hold!

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- He's targeting us.
- Prepare to charge!

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Scroll over him with your mouse cursors!

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And... Right-click!

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What the? Oh Jesus, he summoned scorpions!

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Aaaa!

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I'm burning! Oh Jesus I'm burning!

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Kenny's down. K-k-kenny is down.

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- I have poop on my pants.
- Ike, look out!

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All right, Clyde, hit him
with your crossbow!

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Hit him now, Clyde!

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Clyde? Clyde!

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Clyde! Come on, you guys, move!

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God damnit we lost Clyde!

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- Hey, Stan, can I play with you guys?
- Dad??

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- Yeah, I'm playing from the office.
- Dad, get off our teamspeak line!

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That's it, I'm dead!

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That's it, screw this game!

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Now, leave me alone, don't do

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God-fucking-damnit!

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Oh Jesus...

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Oh God no...

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What?

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He just finished killing every single
player in the Arathi Highlands.

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How many people's characters were in there?

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Over five thousand.

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There are over seven million people
who log on to World of Warcraft!

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Are you telling me all those people's
characters are going to die,

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and there's nothing we can do to save them?

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Yes.

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And it won't be long before
everyone gets really really frustrated

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and stops playing altogether.

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Gentlemen, this could very well
lead to the end of the World...

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of Warcraft.

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No! Nooooooooo!

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What the hell are you guys doing??

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Don't tell me you all quit playing
World of Warcraft too?!

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Dude, we're done.

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we're sick of getting killed all the time.

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Guys, when things look bad, you can't
just give up on the world. Of Warcraft.

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We don't have a choice, dude.

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That guy killed our characters 14 times.

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I have a solution, you guys.

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That guy can kill us so easily because
he's a super-high level, right?

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But if we were super-high level too?

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We can't get to a higher level because
that dude doesn't let us finish quests!

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That's why we just need to log in
and stay in the forest, killing boars.

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Boars?

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There's lots of computer-generated boars
in Warcraft that die with just one blow.

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Dude, boars are only worth
two experience points apiece.

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Do you know how many we would
have to kill to get up 30 levels?

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Yes.

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Sixty-five million three hundred and forty
thousand two hundred and eighty five.

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Which should take us seven weeks
five days thirteen hours and

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twenty minutes, giving ourselves
three hours a night to sleep.

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What do you say, guys?

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You can just, you can just hang outside
in the sun all day tossin' a ball around,

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or you can sit at your computer
and do somethin' that matters.

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Live to win, 'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes!

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Live to win, take it all, just keep fighting till you fall!

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Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in

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Let another round begin, live to win

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Yeah!

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Live!

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Yeah!

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Win!

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Sir, you'd better have a look at this!

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Four of our subscribers...

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They've gone up fifty
levels in three weeks.

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My God... they must have no lives at all.

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- A hope?
- A chance.

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Llive to win, 'till you die, 'till
the light dies in your eyes

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Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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- My mouse-clicking finger hurts.
Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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- Come on, Kyle! You can do it!
Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting 'till you fall

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Day by day, kickin' all the way,
I'm not cavin' in

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Let another round begin, live to win

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Live to win

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Live to win

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Yeah, win

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The admins tell us they are four
players from a small town in Colorado.

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Are they strong enough
to defeat the Evil One?

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We ran the numbers: even with
their amazing rise in levels,

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they have a 90% mortality probability.
They'd be walking in a slaughter!

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There has to be... someway we can help them.

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What about... the Sword of a Thousand Truths?

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Quiet, Thomas! We aren't even to speak of that sword!

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But maybe these new players are the ones the prophecy foretold of.

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- It is not an option!
- What is this sword?

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Long ago, when the
World of Warcraft was created,

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one of the programmers put a sword
called the Sword of a Thousand Truths

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into the game inventory.

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Apparently it could cause
120 damage per second,

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with an instant mana burn and an
enchantment that boosts its stamina +80.

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But the sword was considered to be
too powerful for anyone to possess.

243
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So it was removed from the game
and stored on a one-gig flash drive.

244
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But it was foretold that one day,

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players who could wield
the sword might reveal themselves.

246
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- Who foretold this prophecy?
- Soltzman. He's an accountant.

247
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Behold, the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

248
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We must get this sword to the ones
who have proven they have no life.

249
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Let's just hope to Christ
they don't start the battle

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before we can reach them.

251
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All right, you guys.
The Moment of Truth is here.

252
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It is time for our final battle.
Everyone, log in!

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- I'm in.
- Me too.

254
00:14:43,901 --> 00:14:44,901
(Me too.)

255
00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,300
Everyone equip healing potions
to the hotbar if you haven't already.

256
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Uh, Kyle, go ahead and cast Arcane
Brilliance to raise our intelligence.

257
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,800
Hang on, I'm chaining my
fire spells for max range.

258
00:14:54,801 --> 00:14:58,350
Nice. Stan, what enchantment
does your Cloak of the Tiger have?

259
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+15 agility

260
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Give the cloak to Kenny: he needs
the agility boost for bow attacks.

261
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Ok.

262
00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:06,450
Hold on, this fight could last
more than twelve hours.

263
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What if we run out of food?

264
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Don't worry, I have that covered.

265
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- Mom?
- Yes hon?

266
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- More Hot Pockets!
- Right away, hon.

267
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That's übercool.

268
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All right, everyone ready?

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- Ready.
- Ready.

270
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Let's go get him!

271
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Wait, I think I see him.
Yeah, yeah he's here in Goldshire.

272
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Okay, everyone open your
uplifts and autolocate to Stan.

273
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,750
- What's the autolocate macro?
- Command-0...

274
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Okay, right behind Stan.

275
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Kenny, get ready to
turn on true-shot aura.

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At that moment, I will use
intimidating shout.

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Okay, he sees us.

278
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- He's targeted us.
- Okay, hit him with pyroblast, Kyle.

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Casting... there's an 8-second cast time.

280
00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:00,500
Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?

281
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- No, ah, I'm an arcane fire mage.
- ...Christ.

282
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- Cast on him again.
- Everyone target scorpions.

283
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,401
Yes?

284
00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:34,300
We are looking for a great knight
by the name of lovestospooge.

285
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That's my son's character's
name in Warcraft..

286
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- Where is he?!
- Who are you?

287
00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,500
Sir, we don't have time!

288
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,000
We just heard from our admins that
your son's party is already in battle!

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Unless they have this sword,
your son's character is going to die!

290
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:52,850
Nn-Oh my God!

291
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Kyle! Fire spell!

292
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Aaaa...
AH! Huh?!

293
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Kyle!

294
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:06,250
Kyle! Dude, what's wrong?

295
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,200
Carpal tunnel! Carpal tunnel! It's aaaah!

296
00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:10,601
Oh Jesus he's got it bad!

297
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,400
Wait, we need Ben-Gay.

298
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Hurry dude!

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I'm going as fast as I can!

300
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,900
- Kyle, you have to keep playing.
- I can't. Just leave me behind.

301
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:26,850
We can't do this without you now! Come on!

302
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Stan?! Stan!

303
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,300
Sharon, where is Stan?!

304
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,500
I don't know. He took
his computer somewhere

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to play that stupid online game.

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Stupid?

307
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- Where?!
- I don't know.

308
00:17:39,301 --> 00:17:41,750
Sharon, his character is going
to die if we don't get to him!

309
00:17:42,251 --> 00:17:44,100
- So what?
- So what?!

310
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:48,800
We're too late. Without the
sword the players will fail.

311
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,950
Ih if we could get to a computer, we
could sign on to the World of Warcraft

312
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and give the boys the sword online.

313
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I don't have a World of
Warcraft account. Do you?

314
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No, I have a life.

315
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,650
- Give me the sword.
- You?

316
00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:03,400
I have a Warcraft character.

317
00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,200
I'm a newb, but I can log on
and get the sword to Stan online.

318
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,500
We can't trust the Sword of
a Thousand Truths to a newb!

319
00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,300
Sounds to me like we don't have a choice!

320
00:18:11,601 --> 00:18:12,601
Give me the sword.

321
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,200
Ahhhh.

322
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:21,650
Come on, we've got to get
to a computer that works!

323
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:25,900
- Where's your car?
- We took a cab here!

324
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:27,001
Damnit, mine's in the shop!

325
00:18:27,402 --> 00:18:29,000
Uh hey! Eh help! Stop!

326
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,200
Please, it's an emergency!

327
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:34,700
Come on!

328
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,950
Nelson! Nelson, I need to come
over and use your computer!

329
00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:42,500
No, I d- I need to play World of Warcraft!

330
00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:43,801
NELSON!

331
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,500
All right, major stone shield potions should be...

332
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:56,000
Oh God, I'm going to have diarrhea again.

333
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,000
Ohhh-... Duuuh-...

334
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,750
You can't go to the bathroom,
you're stacking sunder armor!

335
00:19:00,851 --> 00:19:01,851
It's okay.

336
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,752
Mom? Bathroom!

337
00:19:04,153 --> 00:19:07,000
- What hon?
- Bathroom! Bathroom!

338
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,600
Oohh, that's a big boy, isn't he?

339
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,850
All right, Kenny, drink
your elixir of the mongoose.

340
00:19:18,851 --> 00:19:21,000
I'm now going to use mocking blow.

341
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,350
World of Warcraft! I need to play!

342
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,550
Our demo is set up right over by the

343
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:36,850
Got to... sign in...
character name... All right, I'm in!

344
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,000
Dude, I'm almost dead.

345
00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:42,500
- Kyle, cast arcane missile!
- I'm out of mana, I told you.

346
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,100
I've gotta heal.

347
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,900
Staaan!

348
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,100
Dad? Not now!

349
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,380
Stan! I've been sent here...
to bring you this.

350
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,150
This sword can completely
drain his mana.

351
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,151
Dad, how did you get that??

352
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,350
No time! Just take it! Here!

353
00:20:05,050 --> 00:20:07,850
... How, how do you hand something
from one player to another?

354
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,600
Bring up your inventory screen:
Control-I...

355
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,201
Okay.

356
00:20:11,302 --> 00:20:12,902
Stan, what the hell are you doing?!

357
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,500
I got it!

358
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,900
- Dad!
- Stan...

359
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,201
Dad, no!

360
00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:24,000
You killed my father.

361
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,400
- His shield and armor spells are down!
- Attack!

362
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,200
Looks like you're about to get pwned.

363
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,450
- Dad? Dad?
- Staaan.

364
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,320
I've never been able to say this before,
but...

365
00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,350
I love you, son.

366
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,000
I know you do, Dad.

367
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,000
- They did it!
- Our world is saved!

368
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,800
- They did it! They killed him!
- They did it!

369
00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:21,150
They killed him! We can come out!

370
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,651
Yes!

371
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,900
We did it you guys. We're totally heroes.

372
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,000
That was such über pwnage

373
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:35,400
I can't believe it's all over.
What do we do now?

374
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,500
What do you mean?
Now we can finally play the game.

375
00:21:40,601 --> 00:21:41,601
Oh yeah.

376
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,150
Okay Kenny, add Eyes of
the Beast to your hotbar.

377
00:21:45,151 --> 00:21:47,900
Stan, check your fury
talents to boost your shots.

378
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,701
Got it.