Psyk0
20-01-2006, 23:53
SCUSATEMI SE E' OLD! NON L'AVEVO MAI LETTA PRIMA D'ORA....
:fagiano:
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her
mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to
the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck!
And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing
but went away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
go?". "To the nonn with this little cest,which is little but it is full of
a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and
mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I
had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup
dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier,
he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But
when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but
the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the
nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have? Do
you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid
little girl" dissed the nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a
block of marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do you have the
orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents do you have!". And the lup dissed: it is to magn you better!
And magned really tutt
quant the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator
of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup!
Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for the compassion
for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and
conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered
in the stanz and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent not to
rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett
(still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended
the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red... beh!,
let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived felix and
content (maybe not the lup!).
Good night and good luck!
:D
:fagiano:
Tant ma tant temp ago, ce stava 'na little Cappucciett Red. One mattin her
mamma dissed: "Dear Cappucciett, take this cest to the nonn but warning to
the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good luck!
And in boc at the lup!". Cappucciett didn't capl very well this ultim thing
but went away, da sol, with the cest.
Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at a cert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
go?". "To the nonn with this little cest,which is little but it is full of
a sacc of chocolate and biscots and panetons and more, more, more and
mirtills" she dissed.
"Ah, mannagg 'a maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that I
had)" dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup
dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's house.
Cappucciett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
her sentier in the forest.
The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and, after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the dentier,
he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked himself in the let.
When Cappucciett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But
when the little and a bit stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but
the lup, ricord!) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?". And the
nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappucciett (she was more than a bit stupid, I
think, wasn't she?). Then she dissed: "But... what big okks do you have? Do
you bisogn some collir?". "Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear stupid
little girl" dissed the nonn-lup. Then Cappucciett, who was more dur than a
block of marm: "But what big oreks do you have, do you have the
orekkions?". And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
And Cappucciett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But
what big dents do you have!". And the lup dissed: it is to magn you better!
And magned really tutt
quant the poor little red girl.
But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator
of frodo (maybe a city near there) sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup!
Its pellicc vals a sac of solds. And so, spinted only for the compassion
for the little girl, butted a terr the kils of volps, fringuells and
conigls that he had ammazzed till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered
in the stanz and killed the lup. Then quarced his panz (being attent not to
rovin the pellicc) and tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappucciett
(still rincoglionited). And so, at the end, the cacciator of frodo vended
the pellicc and guadagned (Honestly) a sacc of solds.
The nonn magned tutt the leccornies in the cest. Cappucciett red... beh!,
let her stay, because she had capit. And so, everybody lived felix and
content (maybe not the lup!).
Good night and good luck!
:D